25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
This is such bollocks. 41 years ago two irresponsible people had unprotected sex and now I have to get up in the dark and go to work.
— Kate Lister (@k8_lister) January 16, 2023
14.
im sorry but if i’m crossing a desert on a horse with no name, i won’t be able to help myself, im naming the horse
— fredesque (@FredTaming) January 19, 2023
15.
Whenever I read 'Colgate' I wonder who Col is and what scandal he was involved in.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) January 18, 2023
16.
Of course, the correct name for the rock star is Bruce Springsteen's Monster. Bruce Springsteen is the name of the oil-stained mechanic in faded blue overalls who built him.
— Joel Morris (@gralefrit) January 19, 2023
17.
Starting to think I might not win that three million pound house in the heart of London that I paid £10 to enter a raffle for on instagram 5 weeks ago you know
— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) January 18, 2023
18.
Just realised Dirty Dancing is basically Hi-De-Hi.
— IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL (@ItsJohnRain) January 18, 2023
19.
Husband: I bet she's thinking about other men
Me: If Arthur Tudor hadn't died young, would we still be a Catholic country, a sort of Cold Spain?— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) January 19, 2023
20.
GENTLEMEN TIP OF THE DAY.
Referring to a dick pic by its full name Richard Picture makes it sound much nicer.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) January 20, 2023
21.
I've brought a banana for the train, which means I will be taking a banana to London for the day and then back home again.
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) January 19, 2023
22.
This is how to write "HELLO" in Mandarin. pic.twitter.com/EKCyU1HAUT
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) January 19, 2023
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— ༺༻ (@dox_gay) January 14, 2023
24.
My daughter’s teacher had just sent me an example of her work.
I’m actually quite proud! pic.twitter.com/ccMvg9nQgv— Jo Bostock (@jo_bostock) January 18, 2023
25.
The Real Housewives of Inisherin
— raina (@quakerraina) January 19, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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