These 19 brutal scammer shutdowns are very funny and supremely satisfying

11.

‘Heavily flirt.’
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12.

‘Hi there, and thanks for calling Cardiff Aquarium. Please be aware your call may be recorded for training porpoises.’
spunkymynci

13.

“Mr.Smashing Stuff, I’m calling about an accident you were involved in that wasn’t your fault”

“Oh it wasn’t an accident, I meant to hurt those people.”

‘The pause you get before being immediately escalated to a ‘manager’ is like crack to me.’
Smashing_stuff

14.

‘Are you touching yourself too?.’
mr_jedders

15.

‘Play along for as long as possible, just giving them fake details. You can tell the frustration slowly builds but they’re still trying to be all nice and helpful.’
special-spork

16.

‘I sometimes try to sell them stuff. I once spent 45 minutes on a slow day at work trying to sell a 120 kg vibrator to some dude.’
J-Sixhoej

17.

‘My son always tells them “I have a belly button”. Leaves them speechless.’
2112n

18.

‘We have a Rick Roll extension. We forward them to it after telling them about the brief hold and then check the recording length the next day to see if they’ve beaten the record.’
imSkippinIt

19.

‘I once saw caller ID (land line days) with a number that I figured was a telemarketer. In a “tough” voice, without saying hello I asked, “Is he dead?” And about a beat and a half later I said, “Because if he ain’t dead, don’t you even think about coming back here.”

‘Then what sounded like a young woman on the other end said, “Um, uh, uh Bye!” Hope she had as much fun telling her friends as I had telling mine.’
About_Yeah_High

And finally …

‘I asked, “does your mother know that you steal for a living?” He responded, “yes”. I hadn’t planned on that.’
sdb1977

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