25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Cozy NYC Studio Apt. $2500/mo pic.twitter.com/K3DZPrMzrI
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) February 9, 2023
14.
You've only truly made it if a barbecue sauce is named after you
— Stefan Urquelle (@OfficeofSteve) February 7, 2023
15.
"Women get bored with Leonardo DiCaprio about when they hit their mid-20s" is an objectively funnier explanation.
— linkshund (@linkshund) February 7, 2023
16.
biggest issues with Australia?
✅ no late afternoon coffee
✅ footwear
✅ lack of nukes pic.twitter.com/wNUog5CdOr— big guy on campus? (@coolestdudeva) February 7, 2023
17.
Needing a fishing license is so dumb, you can’t even drive a fish.
— baby monster (@diabolicalx) February 7, 2023
18.
Marks and Spencer suggests that for an ‘indulgent treat’, I might like to heat up my quiche for 20 minutes. Treats aren’t what they used to be.
— Dame VictoriaG Esq (MPhil (failed)) (@ancientnmodern) February 6, 2023
19.
The hardest things to say:
(1) I need help
(2) Worcestershire
— Veryfried Beans 🐀 ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) February 6, 2023
20.
I thought this was an episode of Top Gear pic.twitter.com/mVLy0S0ABG
— Mental Headlines (@MentalHeadline) February 5, 2023
21.
Movies led me to believe someone would swoop in and pay for your coffee if you left your wallet at home but this caffeine starved mob in Starbucks says otherwise
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) February 7, 2023
22.
As a male introvert, you can tell me all your secrets
I don’t talk to any fucker and I probably wasn’t listening anyway
— Greg One Leg (@Greg_1_Leg) February 6, 2023
23.
Craft beer nerds be like ‘i know a place’ and then take you here pic.twitter.com/3Z4qwcBiz3
— (ross) (@alldoomandgloom) February 8, 2023
24.
My husband and I have a lot in common. We're both married to immature people and live in a filthy house.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) February 7, 2023
25.
only good reason to be famous is so you can go on the celebrity versions of game shows instead of the hard ones for normal people
— rayne fisher-quann (@raynefq) February 6, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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