25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Spotify knows me better than my parents do
— Bop-It Billy the Rad Lad Girthy Burrito Daydream (@BSdumbjokes) February 12, 2023
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I prefer the term stripey camel. pic.twitter.com/SMH98vssfW
— Paul (@bingowings14) February 16, 2023
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Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.
0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.
2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.
— Joseph Mullins (@josephmullins) February 14, 2023
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three suited men in my coffeeshop. one of them just said, "my personal idea of progress is moving things forward," which is actually just the definition. everyone's nodding. guys like this are in charge of every industry and it's clearly why trains explode
— stillorangecrushed (@stilloranged) February 15, 2023
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Just updating the ol' CV. pic.twitter.com/QuWfxMAS9b
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) February 16, 2023
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I’m off to Stafford today, then Stratford Upon Avon tomorrow. There are some comics who would get them the wrong way round, arriving a day late to Stafford but accidentally starring in King Lear tonight.
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) February 16, 2023
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— cats who share one braincell (@CATBRAINCELL) February 11, 2023
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Apparently, Wyoming has the highest rate of both depression and infidelity in the U.S. It really is a sad state of affairs.
— Nick Harvey🦒 (@mrnickharvey) February 16, 2023
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Imagine Bob Ross’s wife as he approached the house with another back seat full of fucking paintings of trees 🤯#happylittletrees #bobross
— Shaun Keaveny 💙 (@shaunwkeaveny) February 16, 2023
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People who are drunk or high see the most UFOs because aliens look for people who like to party
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) February 12, 2023
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I’m currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city.
It's a Rome ants novel.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 15, 2023
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— El Gato Loco🪥🧻🥦 (@SmokedMullett) February 13, 2023
25.
IMPORTANT:
IF YOU GET A TEXT MESSAGE WITH A LINK THAT SAYS “NSFW SLIM JIM” — DO NOT CLICK IT — IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCKPLS TELL EVERYONE
— Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA (@SlimJim) February 15, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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