Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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dating:
I can listen to you talk all day.marriage:
Get to the point because I have to pee.— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) February 23, 2023
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if my ancestors could see how many spices I have, they would think I'm the most successful person in history
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) February 20, 2023
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All the Steves are Brown (all the Steves are Brown)
And this Guy is Gray (and this Guy is Gray) pic.twitter.com/YDoxJSd536— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) February 21, 2023
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Someone please tell me this is for something other than a baby conference/infant symposium pic.twitter.com/EipxLFgB9y
— myspace girl numbers station (@sheherzog) February 22, 2023
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When your kid's been yelling "daddy you're not watching" for ten minutes and then you look and they're just wearing a gum wrapper like a hat or some shit pic.twitter.com/OJ3SI7YtFY
— The Dad (@thedad) February 20, 2023
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Showbiz is one tough gig…you might have won yourself 7 BAFTAs but you’re no Peter Rabbit 2 pic.twitter.com/SvhT9dBbrx
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) February 22, 2023
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Me: Knowing everything we do about medcine and health, I cant believe people still smoke!!
Also me: Is four boxes of Swiss Cake Rolls enough for the weekend?
— Katie (@_ugh_whatnow) February 19, 2023
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Haha they finally made a bread based on the BBC question time audience haha send tweet
*Adds 'political commentator' to linkedin* pic.twitter.com/1KZS6OL8nx
— Hilary (@Hilary_W) February 23, 2023
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Being an adult nearing my 40s is cool because there's no one stopping me from having cupcakes for dinner but then if I sleep with my neck 0.2mm out of alignment I'm incapacitated for days.
— Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland) February 23, 2023
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I was inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien to spend 18 months creating my own language for my characters to add a deeper mythology to this Thundercats fan fiction.
— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 22, 2023
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I think this company might have misunderstood the meaning of the word “camouflage” #wtf pic.twitter.com/2bEB412e26
— Martin Mor (@MartinMorComedy) February 24, 2023
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— Satan (@s8n) February 22, 2023
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No, YOU are butt dust pic.twitter.com/sGRLAcCZFU
— Julicorn (@ChicksRule) February 23, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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