Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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My kid just told me he needs to take 120 of something to school tomorrow, so his choices are cheerios or my tears
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 16, 2023
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date: so what do you do on the weekends.
me: mostly pet my cat.
date: oh your bio said you were a risk taker.
me: um yeah have you ever pet a cat.
— blank 😶 (@mister_blank) March 14, 2023
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I’m a bit concerned about my delivery driver pic.twitter.com/nJuRB8IWGn
— Beccaface (@beccafacexo) March 15, 2023
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— Bread Pyramid Thing (@redpyrameadhead) March 14, 2023
17.
HBO login: password must contain at least 8 characters, a number, an emoji, your college roommate's maiden name, and a hieroglyph.
ATM: just any 4 numbers.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 15, 2023
18.
Their lifelong dream of not getting bitten by a sloth had been ruined. pic.twitter.com/gmUk65Bvti
— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) March 16, 2023
19.
they should hide prizes in more boxes than just cereal, I’d love to reach into my laundry detergent and find a colour changing spoon
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 14, 2023
20.
Me on all social media accounts after taking one good picture pic.twitter.com/8dkt8hMUYF
— Jennii (@hashjenni) March 13, 2023
21.
Teachers: “There are no stupid questions”
Parents of toddlers: “There are mostly stupid questions”
— The Dad (@thedad) March 14, 2023
22.
"I am the spirit of lonely financial doping and corruption" pic.twitter.com/IVYwwGbD1P
— IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL (@ItsJohnRain) March 14, 2023
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having to clean the shower is such a joke. “ooh, look at me, I’m a tiled oblong daily flooded with soap and hot water – you know, the two things you use for cleaning? better scrub me down with DIFFERENT soap or I’ll develop weird orange fungus!” absolute clown shit. unacceptable.
— Foz Meadows (@fozmeadows) March 12, 2023
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— Irena Buzarewicz (@IrenaBuzarewicz) March 14, 2023
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The host of the UK Apprentice sounds like the villain a toothpaste company’s marketing department came up with pic.twitter.com/fSXgxW49rU
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) March 13, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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