25 Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A BOWTIE? I WANT TO GIVE HIM SPAGHETTI pic.twitter.com/Aq0k92GGE1
— Chris Betts (@mrchrisbetts) March 21, 2023
14.
Oooo cool I’m in the Dickensian Cough Carriage of the train!
— Sooz Kempner🐀 (@SoozUK) March 23, 2023
15.
Absolutely wild that before Facebook was a boomer wasteland, it was a reliable platform to organize and share events and get a vague idea of how many people would attend. And now somehow our best bet is IG which is basically a big telephone pole with 5 years of flyers taped to it
— dylan (@slothfella) March 19, 2023
16.
this macaque has seen things pic.twitter.com/bLiQnA3DaI
— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) March 18, 2023
17.
DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK I REPEAT DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK pic.twitter.com/iRpojcsELT
— Stephen Hopkins (@phil_lol_ogist) March 23, 2023
18.
“sweet potato? more like couch potato, you piece of shit”
– me, roasting vegetables— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) March 20, 2023
19.
Just noticed a new sign that has popped up by the River Deben #Suffolk pic.twitter.com/Qz2qmKBQLw
— Life On The Deben (@LifeOnTheDeben) March 22, 2023
20.
My girlfriend didn't hear what I said while I was sitting beside her on the couch so to make sure she heard me I went in the other room and muttered under my breath
— Stephen Lee (@shopkins776) March 20, 2023
21.
I was sitting in the public toilets when a guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking. Disgusting.
Nearly put me off my sandwich.
— Barry BeNiceButNotSicklyNice (@barryjohnharper) March 22, 2023
22.
BUT HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP OFF OF THE DOORMAT IF I DON’T? pic.twitter.com/oOpokeLfle
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) March 22, 2023
23.
Apparently, RSVPing to a wedding invitation with "maybe next time" is wrong.
I know that now…
— mariana Z (@mariana057) March 21, 2023
24.
Me: Waiter, check please!
Waiter: *checks under the table* No monsters, sir.
Me: Thank you.
— karanbir singh 🫶 (@karanbirtinna) March 21, 2023
25.
Me: I’m just saying, people put food in one end and it gets pushed out the other end, therefore we are just sausage casings
Meat manager: Sir-
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) March 23, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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