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‘What instantly kills the vibe at a party?’ 19 absolute mood slayers

11.

‘A friend of mine announced she had to fart to the entire kitchen while she was intoxicated. She proceeded to shit liquid diarrhea on herself. It hit the floor, it smelled terrible. Party ended before it really ever began. Guess she had some stomach bug or IBS or something.

‘She ended up getting diapers for any gift giving occasion after. No clue where she ended up, we lost touch a year or so later.

‘Edit – I’ve had some experts weigh in to tell me nobody with IBS trusts farts so I’m going to bend the knee to those soldiers battling their own colons and rule out IBS. I’ll leave it in though for continuity.’
Guerrin_TR

12.

‘In college, when we wanted to wrap up the party at 2 or 3 AM – play Dark Side of the Moon.
Drops the energy, no one is being asked to leave, people are chill as they head out – no crazy disruptions for the neighbors.

‘Not specifically the vibe-killing that the rest of the posters are sharing, but similar.’
MrRemj

13.

‘Using the party for MLM sales opportunities.

‘I was invited to a dinner party and only found out when I got there that it was a pitch for Amway. When I arrived, I was told there would be a “short” presentation prior to dinner. I said, “No, thank you,” and left.’
Azzizzi

14.

‘That one sad drunk who is loud as hell.’
Cheetodude625

‘The trick is to be so drunk yourself that you don’t care.’
controversial_parrot

15.

‘4 or 5 guys rsndomly walking in that may or may not know the host.’
purduekid207

‘I had a party once with a bunch of ravers and didn’t know half of them. Then some neighbors asked if they could come in. They were a little sketchy but we said okay, and the second they walked in the house my roommate’s Boston terrier started growling and walked them all right back out. That dog knew something.’
slugwurth

16.

‘Injuries!

‘Watch me dive head first into the shallow end of the pool and break both my hands!

Or …

‘I’m going to do a keg stand and break my nose!’
training-exercise3

17.

‘When someone gets extremely wasted and too out of control (starts to pick fights, has drunk fits, will sprawl on the ground, needs 100% supervision, has to be carried around). You just wanna chill and enjoy the party but you can’t cuz you’re stuck baby sitting them.’
Akai_Sakita

18.

‘Someone trying to show off a weapon (especially a gun, its time to nope out).’
jackyomum

19.

‘Someone wanting to talk politics.’
ocularnervosa

And finally, this vibe killer tale deserved a space all its own …

‘One time, my brother (14 at the time) wanted to see how hard it would be to dig out a 1 meter x 1 meter square hole out of the ground (Minecraft inspired.) He spent a good amount of time over a weekend digging, until he got bored. It was mostly finished.

‘Fast forward a couple months. I throw a party at my dad’s house and we’re having a blast. A bonfire out back and everything. A kind hearted attendee noticed the pit in the ground and made it his duty to guard the pit, for he did not want anyone to get hurt.

‘Someone got hurt. Spoiler alert: it was him. HE fell into the pit – our brave guard. Thankfully, we had a sober person there and they drove him to the hospital, but that instantly killed the vibe at the party.

‘Edit: The end result? He broke his leg pretty bad.’
coolbrys

RIP vibe.

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