25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I wouldn’t know what to do with a member even if I caught one pic.twitter.com/ysMI7IiWyv
— Sprinkles the clown 🇨🇦 (@fozzie4prez) April 1, 2023
14.
I would say no pic.twitter.com/Ws42akX2BA
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) April 2, 2023
15.
interesting new nickname for the Romans pic.twitter.com/XQEfs0yH5d
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) April 2, 2023
16.
♫That’s what my hearth
Yearns for now♫ pic.twitter.com/jWxUut6nIt— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) April 5, 2023
17.
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift pic.twitter.com/JHIER4UvhO
— reni 🦌 (@reniadeb) January 14, 2023
18.
Three things I wish I knew before I had kids:
1) Nobody’s perfect
2) Never ask what they want for dinner
3) The winning Powerball numbers— The Dad (@thedad) April 2, 2023
19.
I eat like an 11 year-old Hobbit going to the electric chair
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) April 1, 2023
20.
If boarding school taught me anything it's how to get on planes and trains.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) April 3, 2023
21.
Think I'll stick with the pie & peas. pic.twitter.com/SCykq3oK2b
— Mike Holden 💙 (@MikeHolden42) April 2, 2023
22.
Dentist playing Sade and George Michael, like they’re trying to cop off with me at the school disco
— Lucy Fishwife 🥐 (@lucyfishwife) April 5, 2023
23.
For my son’s birthday we got his girlfriend a new hoodie.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 1, 2023
24.
if by brunch you mean eating leftovers over my kitchen sink then yeah it’s brunch time
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 2, 2023
25.
You know it's time to mow the lawn when you start having to peg the washing out on horseback.
— cluedont (@cluedont) April 3, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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