27 Easter treats from Twitter to take your mind off chocolate for 5 minutes
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Remember: You go ahead and enjoy your Easter eggs but every Easter the population of the chocolate chicken decreases in the wild by over 200%.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) April 9, 2023
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Don't forget the true meaning of Easter – Jesus fucking loved eggs
— Pessimus Prime respawn edition (@_pessimusprime) March 31, 2023
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Gonna get in early wishing everyone a happy egg day. Please remember that egg day isnt about crass commercialism. It’s not just tasty chocolate!
Its also about the miracle of a rabbit laying eggs, losing them, and then having the entire batch found by an innocent child.— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) April 9, 2023
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Let us remember that today is a time to focus and reflect on the most important thing at Easter.
All the cheap chocolate eggs on sale tomorrow.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 9, 2023
19.
Peter: “The boulder hasn’t moved!”
John: “Lord? Are you in there?”
Jesus: “Leave me alone!”
Peter: “What is wrong, oh Lord?”
Jesus: “I’m having a little trouble ‘getting up’ it would seem”
John: “What do you mean, Lord?”
Judas: “He’s obviously got resurrectile dysfunction”— Flups (@TheRealFlups) April 9, 2023
20.
Hey kids, go to sleep-the Easter bunny is going to break into your house tonight & crap some candy into your basket! pic.twitter.com/Wtgq1VS4TG
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) March 27, 2016
21.
This is your annual reminder, don’t leave your Easter bunny in the car. pic.twitter.com/zwg9QMr8Nc
— Legs (@L3GSV) March 30, 2023
22.
If Jesus had left the tomb but it happened in Hollyoaks they would have played White Wedding by Billy Idol as he would leaving the tomb and he’d be wearing sunglasses
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 9, 2023
23.
What the……? pic.twitter.com/f0fNMVwe0T
— St Peter (Parody of a dude who was Jesus's BFF) (@stpeteyontweety) April 9, 2023
24.
Just walked in the pub and the lads were all like “No Way!”
And I was all like “Yahweh!”
— Jesus Christ! Actually real and in no way a parody (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 9, 2023
25.
*extreme announcer voice* Next up on Jesus The Real Truth: Was it crucifact or crucifiction
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) April 8, 2023
26.
the day between Good Friday and Easter Sunday should be called Schrödinger Saturday
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) April 8, 2023
27.
At times like this, I ask myself “what would Jesus do?” and then I hide in a cave for three days
— Toby (@tobestewart) April 8, 2023
BONUS
Ta-Da!!!!!!!!!
— Jesus Christ! Actually real and in no way a parody (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 9, 2023
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