‘What’s an insult you’ll never forget?’ – 19 absolute zingers
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I only saw it 3 minutes ago but I don't think I'm ever forgetting it. https://t.co/Qzc15XKY4A pic.twitter.com/Cjlnf1l3Me
— euro pete (@euro_pete) April 11, 2023
12.
My son's ex girlfriend told him we "looked like the kind of family that really likes soup"
— Emily Jenkins (@queenjenkins) April 7, 2023
13.
my dad (italian, loves fashion) was trying to convince my brother to wear nicer pants to school in 6th grade–A FOOL'S ERRAND–and my brother was like I'm going to be made fun of and my dad said to tell anyone who says anything, "The only taste you have is in your mouth" https://t.co/v8FJ6LkHPI
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 9, 2023
14.
A 70-something, British innkeeper looked at one of my wedding photos and she said, "Hm, it's amazing what makeup can do for a girl." Damn, Lynne was savage.
— Laura Grace Tarpley (@lgtarpley) April 10, 2023
15.
My student walked up to me during silent reading & decided to rub my stomach and scream, “We need to throw Ms. B Jones a baby shower.”
I said, “I’m not pregnant,” and she said, “I know,” and walked away.
— LL Dolph (@ms_bee_parlay) April 7, 2023
16.
A student told me to 'Fuck off and eat your quiche' even though I wasn't eating quiche, and everyone I told quietly agreed that I had a real quiche-eating energy. https://t.co/AbnkvBJcMs
— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) April 8, 2023
17.
"You look like a 90-pound computer geek lesbian" https://t.co/FrEV1HxTCZ
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) April 7, 2023
18.
"Scottish Tory 6-chip twat" https://t.co/pfYXGatA3G pic.twitter.com/VYHeOtb3hW
— Rob Incognito (@MrPostsGood) April 12, 2023
19.
A friend said “I told my therapist about you. She said you sound really annoying.”
— Lorna Prichard with no ‘t’ (@lornacomedy) April 10, 2023
BONUS
After returning from a trip to the barbers, my daughter told me I looked like something she'd drawn with her left hand.
I was both immediately destroyed… and so damned proud of her.
— Kelvin Rodrigues (@KelvinROfficial) April 8, 2023
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