25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Nature’s first bud, spring is in bloom pic.twitter.com/g8gRmFmgtE
— Heatherhere 🥝🥝 (@Heatinblack) April 7, 2023
14.
Excellent episode of The Professionals just starting on ITV4. The one where Trigger from Only Fools plays an assassin, whilst looking like the singer from a Britpop band that had a minor hit in 1996. pic.twitter.com/Qw9M9NZgIh
— Mick (@nalaknip) April 12, 2023
15.
I covered a skull in Tunnock’s Teacake wrappers and, quite frankly, give me the Turner Prize now. pic.twitter.com/KSB1dPgkjz
— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) April 12, 2023
16.
Being a parent means when you actually manage to find a pair of scissors they're mysteriously sticky
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 11, 2023
17.
I brag that having kids gets you out of stuff, but my colleague just used her gerbil’s illness to skip a corporate retreat. So basically this family could have been a gerbil.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 13, 2023
18.
One day you're young and the next you can't duck under the garage door without tripping the sensor.
— A Dad Influence #🟦 (@gbergan) April 12, 2023
19.
Spice girls: tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Me: I want all conditioner bottles to say NOT SHAMPOO in big red letters
— JP (@JPLFR80) April 12, 2023
20.
Quite a few French words have found their way into English. We’ve got the phrase ‘hors d’oeuvres’ for starters.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 13, 2023
21.
Never mind the Giant problem. pic.twitter.com/PpZ24hQMeS
— Neil (@_Enanem_) April 13, 2023
22.
When it comes to angling the kettle under the tap for a cup of tea when the sink is full of washing up, I'm the absolute king ngl.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) April 13, 2023
23.
Good to see The Pope is out and about again.. pic.twitter.com/sBJiBT0qSB
— Trevor Beattie (@trevorbmbagency) April 13, 2023
24.
The correct way to fold a fitted sheet….
That pic.twitter.com/FbQQHfI4TD
— (@Changedhandle1) April 13, 2023
25.
Human Design Meeting.
“So, ‘females’…you’ve made it so they lose blood regularly from a rather inconvenient area, thrown in agonising, sometimes debilitating stomach cramps and unexpected bottom zaps?”
“Yes”
“And what about the males?”
“They get sweaty testicles”
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) April 14, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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