25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Haha pic.twitter.com/OqtT3YCMLC
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) April 18, 2023
14.
meeting the person who is training you at a new job is exactly like when a baby duck imprints on its mother. following them around clueless as shit. someone else will be like hey can you send this email and it’s like no i’m not sure i can. i’ve never done that without jeremy
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) April 17, 2023
15.
Dear Tech Scientists, I am one of those people who are terrified of the advance of AI. But ultimately, if it became a problem, couldn’t one just ..err.. unplug it at the wall? Serious question. How can it stop you?
— Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) April 21, 2023
16.
interviewer: describe yourself in one word
me: great listener
— alien skier (@clichedout) April 18, 2023
17.
I am painting some metal railings black. My fluffy white cat is watching transfixed. Disaster is practically guaranteed.
— Nicki 💗 (@AwkwardAndOdd) April 18, 2023
18.
Can you teach a self-cleaning oven to do the rest of the house?
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) April 16, 2023
19.
I don't believe these kittens have legal qualifications pic.twitter.com/C5InX00E1f
— badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) April 18, 2023
20.
Those no-good lazy stripy-nosed gits. pic.twitter.com/6zv5tPphZg
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) April 19, 2023
21.
The future of lawn enforcement. pic.twitter.com/KCEp8PYZgD
— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) April 19, 2023
22.
Twitter usage is down so much that I posted a tweet with a typo and not one man corrected me
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) April 16, 2023
23.
all techbros be like pic.twitter.com/XCpSngTSdi
— Sean Tuffy (@SMTuffy) April 18, 2023
24.
me [under 40 watching tv show]: this is a good tv show
me [over 40 watching tv show]: i wonder how old everyone in the cast is
[later]
friend: did you watch that tv show last night
me: toby jones is 56
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) April 19, 2023
25.
When you're in a toilet cubicle & the person before you left the lid down.
It's like the worst version of Deal or No Deal ever— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 20, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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