Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to the weekend – and, for some, a long weekend at that. What better way to get it all started than by having a break and a look at what made us laugh this week?
As always, give your faves a follow.
1.
What goes quick?
A duck from New Zealand
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 24, 2023
2.
I have good news and bad news. pic.twitter.com/eFEZVeB1T7
— Robert Welch II (@RobertIIW) April 25, 2023
3.
This was seemingly accomplished by eliminating the math department. pic.twitter.com/sIyvqxgijJ
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) April 26, 2023
4.
Y'all, I'm a teletherapist and my dog just popped up in session looking all professional and shit pic.twitter.com/sbsooJOWzf
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 22, 2023
5.
INVENTOR OF ELECTRIC BICYCLES: what if an eleven year old could go as fast as cars
— Swim Jeans 👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) April 26, 2023
6.
Weird…the ChatGPT warnings are the same ones I have on my hinge profile… pic.twitter.com/XdyPzbkw3h
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) April 25, 2023
7.
The middle aged version of fuck, marry, kill pic.twitter.com/RTwKT49odh
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 24, 2023
8.
If you mute the word 'woke' you have a much nicer experience on Twitter. Though you will also miss tweets about Ewok ears and wok engravers. And you'll miss this tweet too of course.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 27, 2023
9.
WAYS TO SECURE YOUR SHOE WITHOUT TYING THE SHOELACES
1. Heavy strapping covering your shoe and leg
2. Ask someone to hold your shoe in place
3. A liquid solution that congeals around your foot in the shoe
4. Train your foot to grow after shoe is onThose are the 4 main options
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) April 22, 2023
10.
I actually feel bad for kids who grow up having access to unlimited knowledge. It used to be so easy to lie. When I was a kid someone told me they went to the same synagogue as Sonic the Hedgehog, and honestly I didn't have enough information to dispute that.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 25, 2023
11.
if you stagger up to random people and ask WHAT YEAR IS THIS they assume you're a time traveller and they give you free pants, follow me for more life hacks
— flappy 🐥 (@funflaps) April 25, 2023
12.
Damn how big was Goliath pic.twitter.com/mptkgawimi
— pat++ (@patsatweetin) April 25, 2023