Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
You have to lose one item from this breakfast. Which is it? pic.twitter.com/2LYw7LdeHC
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) April 23, 2023
14.
I set an alarm when I’m napping just to make sure I'm not late for my second nap.
— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) April 24, 2023
15.
"I'm a senior member of the Clown Association"
"A bigwig"
"Yeah and a red nose"
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) April 22, 2023
16.
*sweeps pile into dustpan*
*backs dustpan away*
*sweeps remaining line of dust into dustpan*
*backs dustpan away*
*sweeps remaining line of dust into dustpan*
*backs dustpan away*
*spreads remaining dust around so you can't see it anymore*
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 25, 2023
17.
Irish women who do OnlyFans must be braver than the troops.
This country is too small. I bet half the comments on every video are "Hey, do you remember me from Speech & Drama?"— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) April 26, 2023
18.
Eating two burgers in a restaurant: greedy, people are shocked
Eating two burgers at a BBQ: “Is that all you’re having?! Here, have a sausage!”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 22, 2023
19.
My solidarity with workers ends when I order two rolls and sausage and only one is delivered.
— Darren McGarvey (@lokiscottishrap) April 27, 2023
20.
Not sure what happened here, but hopefully a good time was had by all . pic.twitter.com/zGckxX4Z4I
— Elaine (@NotaBot1976) April 26, 2023
21.
receptionist asked if I was alright then the coffee guy did too so I actually did it. I said “im just not wearing makeup but thanks”. it felt GOOD 10/10 anyway then saw I’d wiped ketchup on my face and it looked exactly like I was bleeding from the eye.
— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) April 27, 2023
22.
"you still going out tonight?"
me: pic.twitter.com/CwHFoTH9rq
— Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends (@ArtMemeLord) April 26, 2023
23.
Our board just approved our startup's budget for 2023:
– AWS: $30k
– Salaries: $150k
– Snacks: $44k
– Rent: $0 (squatting vacant SF office space)
– Tom Cruise advisory fees: $13m
– Legal: $125kTimes are tough but we will continue to stay disciplined with our spending
— Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) April 27, 2023
24.
Is it me or do the unread books in the bookstore just seem shinier than the unread books at home?
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) April 27, 2023
25.
I have to bring back this text from my mom every time mercury is in retrograde pic.twitter.com/MhsH0rl8xV
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) April 25, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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