The Eurovision final was a loud, colourful, camp triumph and these 52+ tweets show exactly how it played out
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The guy who corners you in a party to tell you about his time teaching scuba in Thailand for 3 years and that he doesn't DO relationships. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/qaCOtdWX8A
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) May 13, 2023
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“I will not appear on any programme that considers Jan Leeming to be a celebrity.” #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/PxEhjNghqd
— Andi (@AndiMcLellan) May 13, 2023
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When you order Boy George from Wish…#Belgium #Eurovision2023 #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/e2dmm8QfzV
— (@LewesTom) May 13, 2023
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Keep seeing tweets from Americans talking about things which aren't Eurovision and like. Stop that
— katie spalding (@supermathskid) May 13, 2023
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Our houseplant when we forget to water it for a week. #GER #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/meJnwo1iQD
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 13, 2023
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When your da isn't handling his divorce very well #Eurovision #Croatia pic.twitter.com/yeZppcS8Jo
— Jono Read (@jonoread) May 13, 2023
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Roger Taylor and Sam Ryder look like they're watching a huge Cylon fleet approaching the Battlestar Galactica. pic.twitter.com/QDumMkC9UW
— The_Content_Apologist (@andreww1967) May 13, 2023
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Trying to be normal on a Zoom call #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/XajY3PkCw2
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 13, 2023
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Finland currently in fourth place. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/e5molrKgrO
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 13, 2023
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I love the new Matrix movie. pic.twitter.com/OouJqpfsmQ
— Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon) May 13, 2023
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"Who are you?"
“You, but stronger. “#Eurovision #Eurovision2023 #Croatia pic.twitter.com/swUqeZ6seq
— Saria (@S4ri4) May 13, 2023
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Graeme Norton and Hannah Waddingham reviewing the incoming votes #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/kU9fITDlaA
— Paul (@drpsquared) May 13, 2023
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Penny Mordaunt Tour 2023
Westminster Abbey
Liverpool
Downing Street pic.twitter.com/KixZvLrhVi— Gyll King Skip Diplomat (@GyllKing) May 13, 2023
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I expect Britain’s poor showing at #Eurovision was down to traitors on the team, left-wing campaign groups, the civil service and the media. pic.twitter.com/OVScU8Wl68
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) May 14, 2023
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WELCOME TO #EUROVISION VOTING TIME. DOES IT MAKE SENSE? NO. DOES DEMOCRACY WORK? ALSO NO.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 13, 2023
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#Eurovision: United by music
Europe: United in fury over the Eurovision results
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 13, 2023
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finland lost to sweden so i blocked ikea #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/soEuKApATv
— Simone Malec (@simonemalec) May 13, 2023
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you won sweden. enjoy matching our record i hope it makes you happy. dear lord what a sad little life sweden. #Eurovision2023 #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/Ur60OcHVOf
— áine (@llewellynaine) May 13, 2023
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#stayingconnected pic.twitter.com/JmtBc08gHK
— German Embassy London (@GermanEmbassy) May 13, 2023
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Convince yourself that the U.K. came second simply by flipping the #Eurovision leader board upside down. pic.twitter.com/FXWUncpml7
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) May 13, 2023
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Please sign my https://t.co/dPz4Urjdp1 petition to have this screenshot of Mel Giedroyc churning butter replace King Charles on all future British postage stamps. #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/inPgtzkbWQ
— Jack Murley (@jack_murley) May 13, 2023
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THE EUROVISION AUDIENCE DEMANDS WEIRD GAY SHIT THE JURIES HATE WEIRD GAY SHIT WE MUST OVERCOME AND ABOLISH THE JURY VOTE
— EllenFromNowOn (@ellenfromnowon) May 13, 2023
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— Justin Edwards (@bigedwards) May 13, 2023
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Waking up this morning and remembering the jury vote results from last night #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/EvfbjtsWmL
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 14, 2023
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the people and centipedes were robbed #Eurovision #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/AL8FFUf995
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) May 13, 2023
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Enjoyed last night. It was the longest the kids have sat with us in a long time. I now feel confident that I could describe them to the police if they went missing. #Eurovision
— Hippolyta Loudbasket (@Loudbasket) May 14, 2023
BONUS
If joy, unity, happiness, humour and camp are woke values then give me woke every single day of the year over the miserable alternative
— Otto English (@Otto_English) May 13, 2023
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