Check out these 19 funny British insults – you never know when you might need to use them
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the alternative to that is calling someone bungalow. because there's nothing upstairs.
— Billion Dollar Brain (@harryhpalmer) May 13, 2023
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My favourite is "a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"
— Carl Hewitt (@CarlHewitt01) May 13, 2023
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“Hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down”
— Mrs C (@chriscraigCCC) May 14, 2023
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"All fur coat and no knickers"
— Darren Maughan (@DarrenJM73) May 13, 2023
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"You've got a face for radio"😭 https://t.co/S1vosE3tod
— jayfx🇧🇧🇯🇲 (@missfinjay) May 13, 2023
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As useful as a chocolate teapot
— Ali (@ali_madge) May 14, 2023
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You can’t polish a turd…
— Cynthia Rose (@hooby_baulder) May 13, 2023
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The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead was one of the best I’ve heard and I still use it now 😂
— Jess (@jtemps92) May 13, 2023
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I always liked "are ya talking to me or are ya chewing a brick?" (Basically "say that again and I'll knock your teeth out")
— Ms. Deathwish: Butcher of the Unborn (@Ms_Deathwish) May 14, 2023
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My personal favourite: " look what the cat dragged in"😭 https://t.co/S1vosE3tod
— jayfx🇧🇧🇯🇲 (@missfinjay) May 13, 2023
It’s going to do wonders for international relations.
I have an British coworker and I’m going to save this thread just to hear say them 😭
— Lauren 💕 (@ImLifeSize) May 14, 2023
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