Dan Walker’s question didn’t get the serious answers he was hoping for – 17 cutting jokes

Dan Walker, the former Football Focus man who is now the face of most things news on Channel 5, had a question for his followers on Twitter.

Presumably it was something to do with an issue he was discussing on Channel 5 – unfortunately we’ve lost the remote so weren’t able to check.

If an 11-year-old is brandishing a knife… is it ok to taser them?

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 16, 2023

But whatever answers he was hoping to get, he didn’t get them. Well, not many of them, anyway.

1.

https://t.co/KRegUAWVGM pic.twitter.com/jPvxyPeB9j

— Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow) May 16, 2023

2.

I meant did you have any questions about the job https://t.co/yC7XCyMzzD

— Chris (@gillesofftheweb) May 16, 2023

3.

https://t.co/CDIsD3elQL pic.twitter.com/mnYIgjttNd

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 16, 2023

4.

And that question is for contestant number one, please Cilla. https://t.co/O3jjjnq9lj

— ©ol (@Bigshirtlesscol) May 16, 2023

5.

https://t.co/trIJ2pKKka pic.twitter.com/0Yf7dcWQIg

— Joe 🫡 (@JoeyBigBelly) May 16, 2023

6.

depends entirely on the sandwich they’re making to be honest https://t.co/3xBel6L8gT

— Alex Elmslie (@ImAllexx) May 16, 2023

7.

https://t.co/cvzARnhZDx pic.twitter.com/aH9WDHQWB8

— Billy (@_billyreid) May 16, 2023

8.

Hey Dan, how have you been since you moved to Channel 5?

Dan Walker: https://t.co/coPksKSU3M

— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) May 16, 2023

9.

https://t.co/aJLwITt8vE pic.twitter.com/DLuAqIrEEF

— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) May 16, 2023