25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I'll say one thing about Elon, he has succeeded in making Twitter less addictive.
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) June 1, 2023
14.
The dad contract states you'll ask if everyone has their seatbelts on for the rest of your life.
— A Dad Influence #🟦 (@gbergan) May 30, 2023
15.
CHILDREN. Avoid being shouted at by your mother when you've done something wrong by simply removing your middle name by deed poll.
— Jason (@NickMotown) May 30, 2023
16.
Telegraph still struggling with the concept of “humans didn’t evolve in Kent” pic.twitter.com/nenqcSSicy
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 30, 2023
17.
You know those noises Lara Croft makes whenever she has to do a really big jump? That's me, but just like, picking something up off the floor
— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) May 30, 2023
18.
Please be aware that excessive smoke from your barbecue may cause your neighbour to throw snails into your garden every night for the next six months.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 29, 2023
19.
BREAKING NEWS: After it was revealed he is to join GB ‘News’ as a presenter, Peter Andre adds an ‘X’ to the end of his surname to commemorate taking on a shit role.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) May 30, 2023
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Isaac Asimov: Under rare circumstances, the conflicting demands of the 3 laws of robotics might cause a positronic brain to lie
Actual AI today: dogs have 3 lungs trust me
— Fresh Lettuce (@newLettuce) May 27, 2023
21.
When you're surprised to see crisps pic.twitter.com/NwUB0f4sJv
— James Marsters (@earlofbeverley) May 29, 2023
22.
Convince people you're good at throwing stuff by walking around a fairground holding a coconut. @TwopTwips
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 1, 2023
23.
dunno why zombies groan all the time, it’s not like they have to go to work or anything, they can do whatever they please, cheer up
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) June 1, 2023
24.
I think I’d be a pretty kickass action hero, unless I had an eyelash in my eye
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 30, 2023
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https://t.co/xXQbWbcnh4 pic.twitter.com/0yCsmD65KM
— claudia sniffer (@sheikyerbouti_) May 31, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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