25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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I was so hungover yesterday that at one point I spent about ten seconds trying to work out how this bottle spelled "ent" pic.twitter.com/cHmw1RZspl
— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) June 3, 2023
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The 90s were a crazy time. You could make a movie about people looking at documents for 2 hours and 20 minutes and call it something like “The Pelican Brief” and it would be as big as a superhero movie is today
— Patrick Willems (@patrickhwillems) June 7, 2023
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no man don’t get me wrong I loooove festivals, in a cool way, the only thing I don’t like is feeling even a tiny ounce of discomfort or hunger or cold or worry or tiredness for a single second of my life
— Natasha Hodgson (@NatashaHodgson) June 4, 2023
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Tories unveil their new election slogan pic.twitter.com/WUbSVSYG5d
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) June 7, 2023
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yeaa not really gonna be able to come into work today either because, Yuuup. you guessed it. cursed amulet again. you know how it is with the ammy bro
— Ex-bisexual, engineer (@misandrism) June 5, 2023
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Spotted in my local coffeeshop. Devastating. pic.twitter.com/LMvZJzIuVT
— 🎃Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) June 4, 2023
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Woman at Euston Station: What’s the fastest way I can get to Coventry?
Man at the information desk: Helicopter.— Miranda Keeling (@MirandaKeeling) June 8, 2023
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“Trust your gut” ok first of all my gut wants pizza 24 hours a day
— 🪷Likes🪷🇵🇸 (@AbleLikes) June 7, 2023
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hacker: I have all your passwords
me: omg thank you, what are they
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) June 5, 2023
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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t wanna talk about it.
— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) June 7, 2023
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The bloke from Through the Keyhole, one day, bold as brass, just said “I make fucking sauces now!”, and we all just went along with it.
— Dan Thomas (@ItsDanThomas) June 6, 2023
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This morning at 4am, I was so tired – I nearly brought an aubergine with me instead of my sunglasses pic.twitter.com/r8xvumvNOS
— Chris Hawkins (@chris_hawkins) June 9, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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