The only way to talk to Trump is like he’s a pre-schooler – this nails it
You probably remember TikTok star frazz – @mrs.frazzled – from when she went viral for her sketches in which she talked to ‘Trump’ as though he were a pre-schooler.
Here she is, discussing the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago.
@mrs.frazzled might need admin on this one
On a similar note, she talked sulky Trump (Is there another kind?) through the problems around him keeping – and sharing – top secret information. She’s so good, we can almost hear the other half of the conversation in his voice.
@mrs.frazzled surprises are ok, secrets are not. unless you’re the grown-up president. then it’s ok to have a secret.
She wrote –
‘Surprises are ok, secrets are not. Unless you’re the grown-up president. Then it’s ok to have a secret.’
Also –
‘I literally wrote this by pulling pieces of the indictment.’
That indictment! It’s a comedy writer’s treasure trove and a security official’s nightmare.
🥰🥰 Can you imagine trying to have a real conversation with that human?
Donna Lumley
I know because it’s written in Sharpie. 😂
ShelAnd it really was, according to the indictment 😂
frazz
I need you to interview him and only speak to him like this. This is now the only appropriate tone to take with him.
Danen Williams
I’m kinda concerned how blatantly accurate this is.
iwishiwasefamous
This is hilarious, I love it.
John Smith
She’s his real lawyer.
Drew Rothman
You are a gift to human kind.
Jono Jonathan
turgutmakbak had a request.
Do the part where he wants one of his lawyers to take the blame. It’s in there, too
frazz replied –
Oh I know. I have 3 videos worth of content from the indictment 😂😂😂
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