27 hot takes on whatever’s going on with the weather
15.
the Irish mammies in a heatwave starter kit pic.twitter.com/wr6rQxm8La
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) June 13, 2023
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There was a thunderstorm warning out and I would like the thunderstorm I was promised pic.twitter.com/o0pTdpY2wF
— Lee Hurley (@HLeeHurley) June 12, 2023
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On Sunday a Ugandan woman ranted to me for a full five minutes about how the heat in the UK is worse than African heat, and I am holding this in my soul as I melt into a tiny pathetic puddle of sweat.
— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) June 12, 2023
18.
Either that was lightning or someone just took a very unflattering photo of me in my pants through the window.
— Juliet Brando (@sliderulesyou) June 12, 2023
19.
It’s so hot right now that I went upstairs for a pee and my ballsack was still stuck to the sofa in the living room.
— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) June 10, 2023
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Like, thank you to the clouds for blocking out the sun for a sec, but if you promise a thunderstorm to clear the air and then do not provide, I am suing. Who am I suing, you ask? God.
— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) June 11, 2023
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UK weather is a very humbling experience. You think, this is it now, pure sunshine for a couple of month. Next day after a 22C day, bloody freezing
— Alex Micu (@axelk) June 5, 2023
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#heatwaveuk Even my Cactus is struggling. I don't know if I should give it water or Viagra! pic.twitter.com/bm7xFNxm6w
— Jim Corbridge (@MrBonMot) June 14, 2023
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After inexplicably throwing cheese down a hill, and then swimming in shit infested rivers and seas, it's time for the annual fainting soldier here in completely-normal-and-sane-heatwave-hit Britain. #heatwaveuk pic.twitter.com/QgkCJsv68q
— Vitt (@Vitt2TsNoC) June 13, 2023
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real #HeatwaveUK pic.twitter.com/MPaVIsBWHf
— casey (@_caseytheace) June 13, 2023
25.
Me going to bed later on tonight 🥵 #heatwaveuk pic.twitter.com/pqHp5maOOx
— Richard W (@WinkyTheManD) June 13, 2023
26.
It’s officially that time of year. #heatwaveuk pic.twitter.com/RSmpfnL3N2
— Xenia Karayiannis (@_XeniaKara_) June 13, 2023
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The weather forecast for tomorrow pic.twitter.com/xC2A0hAFsN
— Irena Buzarewicz (@IrenaBuzarewicz) June 13, 2023
We apologise for the upcoming mental image.
Weather Girls: you won't be so happy "it's raining men" when you take a pair of sweaty balls to the face & a knee to the fanny
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) June 6, 2023
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