One of Our Peerages is Missing – Nadine Dorries launches her Wagatha Christie tribute act
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Imagine eating an ostrich's arsehole on I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! and it not being the most undignified moment of your career. https://t.co/rHj1ZJegaa
— Martin Calladine (@uglygame) June 14, 2023
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I will not be leaving Top Shop until I have completed my investigation into why I can't zip up this size 8 minidress https://t.co/Vjn4o6VMWB
— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) June 14, 2023
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This is going to end in tears for the poor, entitled, soul.
Hilarious tears. https://t.co/QxYXCNvVCp
— I Am Incorrigible (@ImIncorrigible) June 14, 2023
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"Do you have 'How to resign with grace and dignity' by Nadine Dorries?" pic.twitter.com/nFQRPlFkOb
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) June 14, 2023
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Nadine Dorries is fully in the "give me a second series, you shit" zone.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) June 14, 2023
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[nadine dorries sits on her crushed velvet sofa, inhaling the heady scent of her yankee candle collection. she takes a defiant sip of wine decanted from the little tap on her box of jacob’s creek, her eyes resting furiously on the now defunct baroness dorries plaque she had made]
— three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri) June 14, 2023
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The babyish little tantrum antics of Nadine Dorries are a perfect reminder of why she should never have been considered for a peerage in the first place.
— Brendan May (@bmay) June 14, 2023
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Nadine Dorries is like a limpet on steroids! She wants that resignation moment to reverberate forever… Unfortunately for her, it's actually a damp squib or as some might say 'A fart in a thunderstorm!' #MadNads
— Steve Bray on Mastodon @[email protected] (@snb19692) June 14, 2023
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And in other news, Nadine Dorries is not standing down immediately (as she promised) so that she can fire off numerous Subject Access Requests for information that is actually exempt from the DPA. I look forward to her imminent Commons vitriol. "I'll feckin' cut you, Sunak."
— Paul (@PaulOnBooks) June 14, 2023
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Several days later Nadine Dorries was found to be still in her office, pushing angrily on a door marked pull.
— RichNeville (@RichNeville) June 14, 2023
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At this rate Dorries's resignation is going to be more drawn out than the David Tennant regeneration episode. https://t.co/ggWyQyzwyi
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) June 14, 2023
Chris Bryant wasn’t impressed.
Nadine Dorries said last Friday that she was resigning as an MP ‘with immediate effect’. She still hasn’t done so. I know she’s a notorious publisher of fiction, but this is plainly duplicitous.
— Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant) June 14, 2023
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