25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner but luckily she hadn't finished her food.
— B. (@anerdonfire2) June 11, 2023
14.
New Bond girl just dropped (HT @bellafortunate) pic.twitter.com/rbm18qFGCq
— Area Man (@Alasdair_CM) June 12, 2023
15.
[Adjusting my Burger King crown]
You've made a powerful enemy today, pal— ho baby 😉 (@ThisLocalHater) June 14, 2023
16.
There are little things that will drive you absolutely insane as a parent, but for the sake of your family you just have to bury that shit. That's what I had to do with my daughter's harmonica.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 13, 2023
17.
me making ridiculous offers on Vinted to see if I can get away with some bargains pic.twitter.com/vFLcXj3lHO
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 15, 2023
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— ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) June 12, 2023
19.
– Are you sure these figures aren't exaggerated?
– Million percent.— Dudish (@TheRealDudish) June 11, 2023
20.
rock-paper-scissors, but instead it’s taco-hot dog-pizza
— A random Brandon (a division of Arby’s) (@brandomonium) June 13, 2023
21.
Well that escalated quickly… 😬 pic.twitter.com/Dug9mFULi3
— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) June 12, 2023
22.
Have to go in and cancel a gym membership, please tell my family I’ll be back in 3-5 business days
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 14, 2023
23.
Found a house I really liked but it wasn’t for sale. Today I sent flowers to that address with a note saying
“thanks for last night”
That house will be mine in two weeks
— PieGuy (@ilovepie84) June 13, 2023
24.
To provide balance after some Christians solicited the neighborhood, I think I may walk around, knock on some doors, and talk about science
— Rocketgirl 🚀 (@Rocket_Grrrl) June 14, 2023
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I can guarantee i'll never be a criminal mastermind. Leaving about 237 strands of hair in every room I enter pretty much puts an end to that dream
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) June 14, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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