Boris Johnson has written his first Daily Mail column and the reviews are in! 17 must-read verdicts
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This is what they’re getting for their big bucks? I wrote this one over two months ago, and I did it without mainlining drugs or throwing up. https://t.co/xS1JzTkq6s https://t.co/t658GsAhOE
— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) June 16, 2023
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He’ll fit in perfectly. https://t.co/XBw7aPmoeR pic.twitter.com/uJfs4CSuEv
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) June 16, 2023
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I asked ChatGPT to write an ‘amusing’ Boris Johnson column about taking appetite suppressants, in order to stop himself from eating cheese and chorizo, but then giving them up when he felt a bit nauseous, and to be honest it’s not far off the real thing pic.twitter.com/vZjV3NCyln
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) June 16, 2023
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I must confess that I expected his first column to be a fairly incendiary one dealing with his political downfall, and not, for example, an Adrian Chiles tribute act about eating cheese pic.twitter.com/K58RbOjj0l
— Rick Burin (@rickburin) June 16, 2023
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Doubts raised over impartiality of new Daily Mail article: pic.twitter.com/2WXll0gbe0
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 16, 2023
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I’m sure this is *exactly* the first column the Mail wanted when they signed Boris Johnson for “high six figures”, a rehashed Ozempic take that every other paper ran a version of weeks ago. https://t.co/Hq7h5bUwTq
— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) June 16, 2023
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Johnson’s new Daily Mail column sums up the true values of England – laziness , greed, entitlement will be rewarded if you have the right connections
— Robin Ince 💙 (@robinince) June 16, 2023
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Picturing Adrian Chiles chuckling to himself. ‘Not so easy is it, bab’.
— jennylandreth (@jennylandreth) June 16, 2023
To conclude …
What the hell? This is Johnson’s column??https://t.co/Yg5KBsv9BZ pic.twitter.com/2YsEwaO6lx
— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 16, 2023
And this.
OMG they paid for this… https://t.co/W1YnkOjceE pic.twitter.com/42Dp2nELp8
— James Rebanks (@herdyshepherd1) June 16, 2023
And finally, this.
The Boris Johnson column for the Mail has landed on its paid Mailplus page. And frankly, Adrian Chiles has nothing to worry about. pic.twitter.com/ZgaqYUhjJn
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) June 16, 2023