This family’s unconventional efforts to get rid of a rat is today’s funniest thing
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4. it is the only rat they’ve ever had in the house since they bought it for like $6 in 1989
5. the rat was very fast and very smart
6. I can’t believe this ratatouille-ass ordeal made me today’s main character
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 17, 2023
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please please continue escalating the pointed 2×4 vs 1×3 vs 1.5×2.5 discourse it’s amazing
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 17, 2023
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I forgot to mention they named the mouse Mickey bc duh
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 17, 2023
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oh shit RAT not mouse, I may have just started everything over
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 17, 2023
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I wish ppl would read the whole thread before ratsplaining and calling my dad names but Twitter still twits, I guess there’s comfort in that
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 18, 2023
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this is the part where I announce that I need to mute this thread so that I may return to my life but thank you so much for the nice replies that kept me entertained through a 4 hour graduation ceremony! pic.twitter.com/QQZFrBaZqF
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 18, 2023
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i’m actually a professor and was very enthusiastically there to hood my first doctoral student of whom i’m very proud (i’m Grimace in the back) pic.twitter.com/KyepDVVqAT
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 18, 2023
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i added (homosexual) to my user name to yassify the timelines of blue checks who rt’d this
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 19, 2023
It prompted no end of comments as you might imagine, and here are just a few of them.
For one shining moment you brought us all back to old school twitter before the bots & nazis took over. You & your parents should be hoisted onto shoulders & celebrated like heroes for that alone.
— Sinan Schwarting (@Sir_Writes_aLot) June 17, 2023
this made me a lil emotional ngl
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 17, 2023
If I had knowledge that a rat had been on my kitchen counter, I would simply never step foot in my house again.
— milo of croton-on-hudson (@Sunni_Labeouf) June 17, 2023
I’ve done a similar contraption—read about it and tried it out. It did not work and my entire family still makes fun of me for it.
— Jeremiah Crotser (@CrotserJeremiah) June 17, 2023
I’m so ready for the film adaptation. pic.twitter.com/SOPwzMvqwM
— Petty Lobster 🦂🏳️⚧️ (@StormMiguel) June 17, 2023
Only one question remained.
did it work
— ziwe (@ziwe) June 17, 2023
no it did not. banana gone, no rat in garbage can. but it met its fate against my mother a week later.
— Vanta Greige (homosexual) (@ultramaricon) June 17, 2023
We’re with this person.
https://twitter.com/djhenshall/status/1670133302303371270?s=20
Source Twitter @ultramaricon