25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I’m sick to DEATH of doing the Big Food Shop
You do it, then need to do it all again a week later? with Little Food Shops for bits in between? forever until you die? pic.twitter.com/7164P2uckp
— Jennifer Jordan 🍒 (@jenniferjordanz) June 20, 2023
14.
Of course, if you made Red Dwarf these days, you'd have to make sure you fulfilled racial diversity quotas. And the computer would be trans. And one of the characters would probably "identify" as a cat.
— Opium Tea (@opiumteaworld) June 20, 2023
15.
If you think you’ve got a tough day coming up, spare a thought for the woman at Lewisham Registry Office who has spent the past 15 minutes passionately trying to argue she’s still alive…
— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) June 19, 2023
16.
Having a cat is exactly like not having a cat except sometimes you see a cat
— ruth hater ginsberg (@uberjnet) June 19, 2023
17.
Perhaps this is stating the obvious, but it’s just occurred to me that the best time to remove the Imperial Leather sticker is BEFORE the soap has been used when it’s still in mint condition. pic.twitter.com/uxd7iR9dor
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) June 21, 2023
18.
🎶I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night
And I think to myself…
Some bastard’s stolen my tent🎶— Flups (@TheRealFlups) June 20, 2023
19.
I could not write this headline even if you gave me infinite monkeys and infinite keyboards and infinite time pic.twitter.com/c6wwPvrKjF
— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) June 22, 2023
20.
The word they were going for was ‘Navratilova’ 😳 #ThisMorning pic.twitter.com/zzx6WYhSUR
— Suzy Bennett (@FunnySuzyB) June 19, 2023
21.
A great work from home tip is you should wear work clothes, not pyjamas to put you in a working mindset. I like to take that one step further and wear my goblin outfit, paint myself green and then I imagine if I don't do my daily goblin tasks I'll be punished by the Goblin King
— Jacob Janerka – The Dungeon Experience (@JacobJanerka) June 19, 2023
22.
Me making my husband look at where the thing he swore blind he couldn’t find was, which I found in less than 30 seconds of looking for it. pic.twitter.com/TMKiNuLdpT
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 22, 2023
23.
Watching Lifetime, this lady just gave up her legal career in the big city, moved to a small town, and learned the true meaning of Xmas from a Mantis Shrimp.
— Fulkery, A Parody Wrapped in an Enigma (@Fulkery1) June 19, 2023
24.
I’m not a Taylor Swift hater. I’m just saying if she were a spice she would be flour
— Rotten Wendy (@Rotten_Wendy) June 20, 2023
25.
Worst zebra disguise ever pic.twitter.com/MbTYAgmM7P
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) June 22, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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