Our 32 favourite funny tweets about what the orcas have been up to
17.
over the past few years i've watched billionaires literally take joy rides into space with their extra money while the rest of us start gofundmes to pay for basic healthcare costs
seriously what can i do to support the orcas?
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) June 19, 2023
18.
[clears throat]
“fuck. those. boats” pic.twitter.com/YcftdKKcFr
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) June 17, 2023
19.
“Of course, there’s so much more to being an orca than just attacking yachts.” pic.twitter.com/Q6xrd8AJq8
— Davey Six-Toes (@HutchinsonDave) June 20, 2023
20.
You’re clickety-clacking on your keyboard about how we shouldn’t root for orcas meanwhile an orca just married your wife and your kids are calling him dad
— 🤌🏾 Imani Gandy 👆🏾 (@AngryBlackLady) June 18, 2023
21.
fuck I just remembered like 3 years ago I accidentally dropped a copy of Moby Dick overboard next to an orca this whole thing might be my fault
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 20, 2023
22.
Painting up my car like an orca and running limousines off the road
— Unindicted President Warren G. Harding 🏳️🌈 (@PopeAwesomeXIII) June 19, 2023
23.
‘Very first light, Chief, boats come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the boat comes to the nearest orca and he starts hollerin’ and screamin’. And sometimes that boat it go away but sometimes it wouldn’t go away. So we attacked the boat.’ pic.twitter.com/F3nSkJ5ruz
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) June 19, 2023
24.
Debate me, boats pic.twitter.com/kXLS21b2VL
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) June 18, 2023
25.
“I’m here on behalf of my Seafaring brothers and sisters to remind humans that they’d want to be keeping an eye on their own carry on, not obsessing themselves with our business. Never ye mind what we’re up to. This is Orca business. Ye deal with human business. Good day, sir.” pic.twitter.com/oR5XAYr435
— Niecy O'Keeffe (@NiecyOKeeffe) June 21, 2023
26.
Scientists create way to translate Orca to English, discover they're all named Kyle.
— Fulkery, A Parody Wrapped in an Enigma (@Fulkery1) June 21, 2023
27.
Sharks seeing all the orcas getting attention pic.twitter.com/KTK0tf5E1m
— Trey (@treydayway) June 20, 2023
28.
I can't say I was expecting the orca rebel uprising to be explained away by 'this is just like the time they started wearing fish as hats,' but here we are https://t.co/xfYMeDwU5v pic.twitter.com/2rjjH36bX1
— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) June 21, 2023
29.
both sides seem extremist to me. maybe if everybody calms down, takes a breath, and then the orca and yachts can discuss this like reasonable adults.
— ℓყรɓεƭɦ ( @sloanefragment.bsky.social ) (@SloaneFragment) June 19, 2023
30.
Sir Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting negotiating a peace treaty with the Orcas (2024) https://t.co/Uf5lLTzpLa pic.twitter.com/Y2HeErrVJw
— The Rev Dr Kaptain Kieth Pike (@MoobsDr) June 21, 2023
31.
Orca Attack would be a great name for an indie rock band.
— Fomo Simpson (@HaliPhacks) June 22, 2023
32.
Maybe now you people will stop calling us sea pandas. pic.twitter.com/9j2TxV1DzS
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) June 21, 2023
This would be quite the challenge.
The orcas have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. pic.twitter.com/BkdtjFjGma
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) June 28, 2023
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