Our 25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
13.
My boss at the stencil factory once asked me to make a template for work, so next morning I went to the temp's house and let her tyres down
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) June 26, 2023
14.
great idea to post Radiohead lyrics on train station stairs pic.twitter.com/smZMZ9L3re
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) June 25, 2023
15.
sorry it’s a WHAT pic.twitter.com/SxIjffkPlD
— charlie t (@rhymeswithvocal) June 26, 2023
16.
Hello, 911? I have-
*hesitant* Yes this is he
That feels presumptuous but yes I am in fact stuck in the slide again pic.twitter.com/jTuGZnumkB
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) June 24, 2023
17.
Never change, Poland pic.twitter.com/Mojp5dJr1z
— Max Fras (@maxfras) June 27, 2023
18.
one time for the fourth of july my dad pushed a volkswagen van filled with pop rocks into a motel pool filled with rc cola & recreated the blast that killed the dinosaurs
— Sunshine Jarboly (@SunshineJarboly) June 26, 2023
19.
It should be a law that if you display a perfect family photo in your house, the six outtakes it took should be elsewhere around the house.
— The Dad (@thedad) June 25, 2023
20.
being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph
— chase (@_chase_____) June 25, 2023
21.
The Barbie/Oppenheimer crossover has begun pic.twitter.com/16zESO1TAY
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) June 28, 2023
22.
There comes that time when you have to have The Talk with your kids. It was one my parents never had with me and I wish they had………'Hyperbole' is pronounced 'hypurrrbolly' You now know life's great lesson. My work is done'
— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) June 28, 2023
23.
Your first mistake was leaving your dessert on the table; your second mistake was trusting me not to eat it.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 26, 2023
24.
we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 27, 2023
25.
"where are the kids, honey?"
"oh just out playing on the again" pic.twitter.com/Mjfy0XUlmq
— Lil Bit (@LizerReal) June 28, 2023
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