Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
HUGH GRANT JUST WHAT NOW?? pic.twitter.com/VHPN6Prvm5
— almond taylor-joy (@jesterbestie) July 11, 2023
14.
If there's no such thing as a positive masculinity then explain this? pic.twitter.com/11NnNXYZxX
— Isaac_kh (@isaac_kh) July 11, 2023
15.
Matey Bubble Bath: The Movie
Dir: Ridley Scott.
Release Date: November 2023 pic.twitter.com/Q7r8vGblki— Just Films & That (@films_that) July 10, 2023
16.
I… can't… see… from… the… other… side… could… you… wash… the… window… between… the… afterlife… and… the… living… world?
– squeegee boards
— Eric in the 21.23rd Century (@ejt___) July 13, 2023
17.
Found a dead Twitter on the street. pic.twitter.com/H7BjhFGFeA
— Jason Hazeley (@JasonHazeley) July 12, 2023
18.
Day 16 of no Twitter:
started a conversation about feminism at a gas station just for the mansplainingDay 33 of no Twitter:
applied sunscreen and whispered to the sun “you’ve been blocked, bitch”Day 52 of no Twitter:
tried sliding into my neighbor’s mailbox, got arrested— Birdie Girl (@BirdiePanda) July 13, 2023
19.
As you age, three distinct things happen:
1) Your memory goes.
— Miffy (@miffythegamer) July 9, 2023
20.
If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn't work last time the universe will just be like lol nice try dummy
— Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) July 12, 2023
21.
Done with work today.
The work day isn't over, I'm just done with it
— Clowndro🐰 (@Clowndro) July 12, 2023
22.
Ridley Scott blew it by not putting a morbid slow cover version of ABBA's "Waterloo" on the Napoleon trailer
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) July 10, 2023
23.
Day time drinking should be normalised. Who the fuck wants to go out at 8 and stay up till 3am getting pissed. Start at 12 be shitfaced by 7, kebab, hit the sack at 8 and then you've not wasted the entire following day with a hangover in bed.
— anon_opin 😡🗯 (@anon_opin) July 12, 2023
24.
I see the B-52s have cut to the chase. pic.twitter.com/3r1OFFBfOE
— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) July 12, 2023
25.
Bringing a carrot-and-raisin salad to a potluck is a subtle way to let people know you hate them.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) July 12, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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