There’s a Marjorie Taylor Greene rap – THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Whenever you find yourself suffering from Imposter Syndrome, cast your eyes towards Georgia’s 14th District Republican Representative, Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is almost exclusively known for challenging the Guinness World Record for Facepalm Moments While in Public Office.
Here are a few examples –
People didn’t have to pay more tax for climate change during the Ice Age
Masks don’t prevent the spread of Covid because underpants don’t stop farts from smelling
Bill Gates grows meat in a ‘peach tree dish’
Nancy Pelosi of oversees the ‘Gazpacho Police’
Reporting Jimmy Kimmel for making a joke about her, after ranting about the Left trying to end free speech
There are too many to share them all, but you get the picture.
In her latest assault on the dignity of her office, she appeared in a rap video for Forgiato Blow – in real life, huge Trump fan Kurt Jantz. The rap, MTG MAGA’s MVP is in support of her anti-trans bill that would outlaw the provision of any gender-affirming care to under-18s.
>h4>Brace yourselves.
The new ‘MTG – MAGA’s MVP’ rap video is out. This is part of it. Apologies in advance. pic.twitter.com/1p9RFVzWny
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 16, 2023
“She’s fighting for our children. She’s fighting for our freedom. She’s fighting for the Jan 6-ers. She’s fighting good versus evil.”
Tweeters stopped facepalming long enough to post these reactions.
1.
this country is COOKED, this is a congresswoman😂😩🤡pic.twitter.com/CGT7JzbSAZ
— Luckyiam (@LuckyovLegends) July 16, 2023
2.
This clip gave my phone syphilis. 😂 https://t.co/ijh49hsZco
— Sarah Larchmont (@SarahLarchmont) July 16, 2023
3.
Smooth brained entertainment. pic.twitter.com/R40wPuwwZK
— Michigan GOP Watch (@MiMagaWatch) July 17, 2023
4.
Sweet Christ on a crutch. Just when you think she's sunk as low as possible, she finds a way to sink even lower. https://t.co/rjsXuBSv1p
— J. Grimm, Jr. (@JGrimmJr1) July 15, 2023
5.
Sorry. pic.twitter.com/XArMvjgoFG
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) July 17, 2023
6.
I totally threw up in my mouth…
— Gilly 🐢 (@HgLoew) July 16, 2023
7.
The longest 1 min and 9 secs of my life that I’ll never get back 😖
— Jason’s Blue Advocacy (@j_blue_advocacy) July 16, 2023
8.
Tupac is turning in his grave.https://t.co/ibWzP81XNG
— Occupy Democrats (@OccupyDemocrats) July 17, 2023
9.
Marge….How can I embarrass myself today? pic.twitter.com/7daSR8aDxn
— The Mrs.Gravely (@mikeysmom04) July 15, 2023
10.
Just imagine the right-wing meltdown if that was AOC sitting in that throne https://t.co/yitzkrMh5y
— Dr. Deez (@DocDeezWhat) July 16, 2023
11.
This guy, Kid Rock, Kanye West, and Ted Nugent are putting together a tour and calling it Doucheapalooza https://t.co/rzAqX7t3mI
— Sean O'Neill (@SeanOhhhh) July 16, 2023
12.
To paraphrase the great Hank Hill- Marggie you are not making politics any better, you're just making rap worse. https://t.co/4DWdiFAtzz
— Taco Martin (@martin_taco) July 17, 2023
Oh, and if you’re wondering about Forgiato Blow’s back catalogue – it’s as classy as his current release.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s rapper has also rapped about sex trafficking women for money:
“I just got your baby mama. I’m going to make her for the team…Phone rang and it’s dollars. All day they been calling on her. Bad day I make 20 on her.”
pic.twitter.com/VNnf73ZQ5s— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 16, 2023
You can watch the full version of MTG MAGA’s MVP here – if you really want to.
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