Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Congratulations on finding your way to The Poke’s weekly round-up of things that made us laugh and deserve another look. If any of these funny people are new to you, it’d be great if you gave them a follow.
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While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution pic.twitter.com/grhb3kYGPr
— Helen Ingram (@drhingram) July 15, 2023
2.
What all teenage boys smell of. pic.twitter.com/CJmE1AoQJ3
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) July 17, 2023
3.
Center Parcs have announced that their sites are now entirely cashless, which is pretty much how you could describe everyone else there within fifteen minutes of arriving.
— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) July 16, 2023
4.
Very rare to see this level of tailoring these days, even on the very wealthy. Let's go through what he's got right. pic.twitter.com/Eg6kpHstK0
— Donaeld The Unlaebelled Paerody Aeccount (@donaeldunready) July 18, 2023
5.
So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 19, 2023
6.
I put a bottle of Thatchers cider in my fridge yesterday, and when I woke this morning, the milk that was next to it had disappeared.
— Jason (@NickMotown) July 20, 2023
7.
if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) July 20, 2023
8.
I love the morals of The Ugly Duckling. "It's ok that you look different. There is beauty in your uniqueness. Your worth comes from withi- oh you got hot lol thank god, I was just saying shit"
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 18, 2023
9.
The only good personalised numberplate I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/ERC4jNwdjI
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) July 16, 2023
10.
My son: If you put a hotdog in a blender, does it still have the same amount of calories?
Me: NO HOT DOG SMOOTHIES
— Birdie Girl (@BirdiePanda) July 19, 2023
11.
My guess is it's Beth Mead. https://t.co/aa5A0vDOhJ
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) July 20, 2023
12.
everybody pipe down, I'm trying to hear this bee cum pic.twitter.com/bsye4Ivn2f
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 20, 2023