Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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ME: [dressed as a broccoli] One golf please. pic.twitter.com/7eCsqXfFYO
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 19, 2023
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When you reckon your tweet’s going viral. pic.twitter.com/Fu7aHQokg7
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) July 19, 2023
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“For me there’s nothing Magic about him. When it comes down to it, he’s turning in the same performance time and time again. He should be callin’ himself consistent Mike. Everyone’s having a great old time. But it’s like they’ve never seen a fella before, it’s embarrassing.” pic.twitter.com/jppAKcozlD
— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) July 20, 2023
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Book idea: Where’s Wally…now? 30 years on from the first release what is Wally up to now and how is he coping with life after fame?
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) July 20, 2023
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Highly relatable 3.5" disk drive: pic.twitter.com/3v2pC3emsV
— PastaThief (@thief_pasta) July 19, 2023
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DON'T walk into Waitrose with a Sainsburys bag for life. It was like a Blood walking into Crips territory. Someone rubbed hummus in my hair
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 20, 2023
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Asked my allergist to test for kid allergies and she said I can’t be allergic to my kids so that sucked.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) July 19, 2023
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Correct pic.twitter.com/P9rHNDohvk
— Books and Wine (@booksandwine76) July 17, 2023
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got home last night to my sweet, thoughtful boyfriend surprising me with a fresh batch of brownies. ate a few then left them in the kitchen for an hour and came back to this pic.twitter.com/ZlftdJPGzP
— Pastrami Mommy (@Ewelannawhite) July 19, 2023
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Well, that’s nice. 😂😂#FollyFarm pic.twitter.com/cw3UR6njEw
— Manic Street Teacher (@AndrewKenning) July 16, 2023
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After an original Sooty puppet sells at auction for more than £1,000, the previous owner says he just needed to get it off his hands.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 20, 2023
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ok, bagels pic.twitter.com/T9BrvICC6v
— Shelf (@shelfcomedy) July 20, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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