We don’t recommend following any of these 27 sh*tty life pro tips

We can all use a bit of advice, now and again, or even dish some out. Over on Reddit, the r/ShittyLifeProTips forum has thousands of them, just sitting there.

Whatever you do, don’t follow them.

1. For flighty types

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2. It’s normally just biscuits and coffee

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3. Or the gas station manager could shoot you

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4. Okay, Doge

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5. What doesn’t kill you …

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6. Be very careful with the pruning shears

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7. Social media health tips

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8. Hurray for free massages

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9. Trump?

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10. Save on housework, kill the planet

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11. Work breaks are a right

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12. Conspiracy theorists

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13. Wedding gifts

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14. A parent’s guide to napping

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