Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I do all my own stunts too, Tom.
(Perilously navigates my suburban condo stairs with a cat at my feet)
— It’s , actually (@HourLongSauce) July 25, 2023
14.
This made me laugh on R4 just now: when people were asked what is England’s 2nd city, in Manchester they said “Manchester”, in Birmingham they said “Birmingham” and in Liverpool they said “London”
— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) April 14, 2022
15.
My mother always made me take a jacket with me if I went out on a Saturday night which I hated as I felt absolutely ridiculous standing in the middle of a pub with a baked potato in my hand.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) July 25, 2023
16.
Me:
drops a crumb on the floorMy dog:
makes out with the floor for five minutes— GØÅTS ØF DØØM (@GoatsOfDoom) July 25, 2023
17.
I shouted at my kid so he told me I wasn't his best friend anymore and, honestly, I was gobsmacked I had even been in the running.
— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) July 25, 2023
18.
Anyone: How was your weekend?
Me: Do you have a warrant?— Natalie Would (@FuturePopop) July 25, 2023
19.
The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) July 25, 2023
20.
As an adult, your friends fall into one of three categories. pic.twitter.com/NAsBSNn4SW
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) July 27, 2023
21.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s fully groan.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 27, 2023
22.
here it is. the crossover everybody (nobody) asked for pic.twitter.com/NYi1Mmc7SU
— Smooth Dunk (@SmoothDunk) July 27, 2023
23.
I wasn’t high school cool but maybe if I start playing pickleball now I’ll be assisted living cool.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) July 25, 2023
24.
I don't know if the BBC are still scouting for their new series of Gladiators but I finally found my Gladiator name pic.twitter.com/uRrrOmltxJ
— James Marsters (@earlofbeverley) July 27, 2023
25.
Lady Dynamite has married Shaggy in a secret ceremony. She would now like to be known as Mrs Boombastic
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 27, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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