She’s everything. He’s just Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson – 14 funniest reactions to his bizarre Barbie review
We regret to inform you that Boris Johnson went to see Barbie, nodded off a few times – then wrote a very expensive Daily Mail column about the meaning of the film.
‘If you think that you will be left cold by a kaleidoscopic explosion of pastel plastic kitsch; if you never saw the point of Barbie, with her puzzling anatomy, let alone the point of her hopeless chum called Ken —then relax.’
If anything blond and fake is leaving people cold, it isn’t Barbie.
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Boris Johnson watching literally any piece of media: the real message here is I should impregnate somebody pic.twitter.com/gERBibeh02
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 29, 2023
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he has this pro forma saved on his desktop and just types in the name of whatever film they’re asking him to review that day *press send* pic.twitter.com/pqf8kohaRo
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) July 29, 2023
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Of course his first thought was knocking someone up. pic.twitter.com/1JPuTTBoly
— IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL 🥇 (@ItsJohnRain) July 29, 2023
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Trust Boris Johnson to greatly misread a film as easy to understand as Barbie pic.twitter.com/hMKTybGrKK
— Keir (@Kingkeir) July 30, 2023
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World King thinks Barbie is about babies.
Bit of a moron isn’t he? pic.twitter.com/j9OcCsZRN2
— The Purple Pimpernel (@Eyeswideopen69) July 29, 2023
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Absolutely NO surprise that Boris saw the Barbie movie and immediately thought, "We need to be doing more shagging".
This is a man who could leave Schindler's List with a boner. pic.twitter.com/fBucLUWJzw
— NewsThump (@newsthump) July 29, 2023
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Daily Mail boss after reading this article and remembering how much they are paying Johnson for this drivel: https://t.co/gWTLDq2Mj6 pic.twitter.com/iDJYT0isiz
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) July 29, 2023
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"I fell asleep watching a film, and now have had a stupid idea" hardly seems to be the big columnist coup the Daily Fail seems to think it is. https://t.co/i4TeCXNb45
— Red Dog (@Old_Red_Dog) July 29, 2023
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EXCEPT Boris, until he can tell us how many he already has and who is taking care of them
Imagine going through life with 'no shame'
— Krys – Prince Harry is suing Murdoch's paper (@byetwit) July 29, 2023
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Well there’s no doubt Boris Johnson is doing his part… https://t.co/zl3EyDeEWD
— Ben Bloch (@realBenBloch) July 28, 2023
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Why are Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg encouraging people to have more children? They back the two child benefit cap, oppose free school meals, and backed Brexit because apparently "we're full"… unless there are only certain people they have in mind to do the reproducing… pic.twitter.com/sH3ce3b0i1
— Snigdha (@snigskitchen) July 29, 2023
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Daily Heil paid Johnson a million quid to be their world beating columnist.
Week 1️⃣ slimming drug drivel
Week 2️⃣ submarine catastrophe crap
Week 3️⃣ get Rwanda done rubbish
Week 4️⃣ attacking ULEZ which he announced in 2014
Week 5️⃣ Barbie Movie bollocks. pic.twitter.com/BZdwQSmnay— Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴☠️🦠💙 (@g_gosden) July 29, 2023
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Me watching Barbie: it's flawed and I have misgivings about the ending but I had a great time and I enjoyed it a normal amount but not as much as Lady Bird
Me seeing Boris Johnson have an opinion on it: pic.twitter.com/M7OcATBIhd
— Miri (@miririnmiri) July 30, 2023
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Telling @DailyMailUK readers to have more children is like telling a dead horse to pull a cart.https://t.co/a0YjdxRm4n
— Adrian Bowyer (@adrianbowyer) July 29, 2023
Johnson’s hot take opened the door for this burn.
We had one as Prime Minister, it didn't work very well. pic.twitter.com/VAFphJzcL5
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) July 29, 2023
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