Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I carry an air horn to call attention to Costco food sample violators.
— Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) August 9, 2023
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you can’t scratch your head these days without people assuming you’re deep in thought. buddy i just have old school lice
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 10, 2023
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Spurs without Harry Kane. pic.twitter.com/3syUboJaJ9
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) August 10, 2023
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Can any reader help? pic.twitter.com/NII5CTAdHl
— Grev Williams has gone electric. (@JusticeTrousers) August 7, 2023
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British Jägerbomb pic.twitter.com/Jt6mG55mUY
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 10, 2023
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electric pigeon charging point pic.twitter.com/UMmRAFouMc
— illegal fox infrastructure (@HINIONGE) August 9, 2023
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When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing pic.twitter.com/xopl0nWnzw
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) August 9, 2023
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The first rule of chicken club is no one buk buk buk ba-gawks about chicken club. pic.twitter.com/BGMSEaYPkT
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) August 10, 2023
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182 Beavers?! Wrong furry creature! I want ‘Mink 182’ pic.twitter.com/l9onXQv8xb
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) August 10, 2023
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My simple rule for investing successfully in the stock market-
Find where the graph is at its highest point, then go back five years and buy it then.
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) August 10, 2023
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Feng shui consultant: The refrigerator shouldn't be next to the couch.
Me: You're fired.— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) August 10, 2023
24.
It’s called work life balance pic.twitter.com/lAGXm0ke2V
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 10, 2023
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This new hand sanitizer is 99.9% effective in reminding me about all of my paper cuts.
— Miss Leah 💙 💜 🌷 (@LeahsLounge) August 10, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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