The Marsh Family’s hilarious Neverending Story rewrite is the musical tribute Nadine Dorries deserves
The Marsh Family is the closest thing the UK has to the Von Trapps, but instead of singing about eidelweiss, the talented mum, dad and four children sing about idle wastes – of space, that is.
Sixty-six days after her resignation ‘with immediate effect’, this song about Nadine Dorries couldn’t be more apt – and it’s both brutal and very, very funny.
Here's what you didn't realise you needed today: a dodgy holiday 🎶 acapella version of an 80s tune, angled at the @NadineDorries story.
It's called "The Never Ending Dorries" – you can guess what it's parodying (@Limahl_Official).
PS: We're all still scarred by Artax's death pic.twitter.com/joE5nK4os1
— MarshFamilySongs (@MarshSongs) August 10, 2023
‘Taking fees for Talk TV
And in the media light.
Yet we all pay the wages
Of the parliamentary neverending Dorries.’
Can we crowdfund to have this played wherever Dorries goes until she resigns?
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An obscene wrap song aimed at the much loved Nadine Dorries & performed by a drug addicted vegan family is doing the rounds.
These semi clad Marxist chavs are a disgrace. See how dad nervously keeps looking to his left desperate for his skunk.
Outrageous😡pic.twitter.com/mDB52BIsch— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) August 12, 2023
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Dorries the Musical….
⏬️ 👍🏼 https://t.co/jyOHmy1ZDG— Carol Vorderman (@carolvorders) August 11, 2023
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This is an excellent tribute to Dosser Dorries https://t.co/8BVyECZaPk
— Robbie Scowls (@RScowler) August 11, 2023
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“Cos she’s too pie eyed
hush hush… Dorries Cries…”Nice to see former ambient house wizards ‘Leftfield” coming back together with a blockbusting track aimed at reminding Nadine Dorries that she’s about as much use as bollocks on an Airfryer https://t.co/GuW7rwH8VZ
— Stuzi 🐝🐝 (@stuzi_pants) August 12, 2023
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Love this family! 🤣#NadineDorries pic.twitter.com/7DuLHhbnpF
— India Willoughby (@IndiaWilloughby) August 12, 2023
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This is art. https://t.co/R8NnnPsylq
— Roger (@[email protected]) (@Plankton1975) August 11, 2023
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As Kitty once said (on Victoria Wood show), “well, that’s the comprehensive school system for you”! pic.twitter.com/VbC5E8St1q
— Heather #SaveOurNHS #ODAAT (@HeathertheHeron) August 12, 2023
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If you only watch one satirical parody a cappella Limahl cover with a political edge today, make it this one. https://t.co/4ZoiQS10aK
— No Strings Attached (@stringsnone) August 12, 2023
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‘The never ending Dorries’ absolutely superb and sadly so true! #ToryCorruption https://t.co/dcmwyxmGGj
— Kay 💛 (@KayDLP) August 12, 2023
Here’s a thought …
The best one yet!! Can we get this to number one????
— Chris Walker (@Eng_MrWalker) August 11, 2023
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