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MAGA ‘explains’ Space Force – and it’s nothing to do with space

We don’t know quite how Walter Masterson keeps his composure when he talks to Trump fans and they say things like this –

‘So, Space Force has nothing to do with space. Space is intelligence. This is intelligence, and Space Force has recorded it all. Space Force has got it all.’

‘What do they have?’

‘They got the riots from Black Lives matter, they got Antifa, they got J6, they got it all.’

‘From space?’

‘Yeah, well you know it’s technology.’

What’s the betting Space Force Guy thinks there’s an actual nuclear football?

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Nick Hauselman had an idea.

We can think of a billionaire who could play the part.

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There’s not enough facepalm in the world for these MAGA cultists reacting to an 8-year-old’s visit to Hooters

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