Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Airports are so beautiful… the only place where you’re allowed to charge $3.30 for half an ounce of cream cheese pic.twitter.com/kqo98YDTSu
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) August 12, 2023
14.
Was a bit alarmed when I overheard my husband saying he had a 'side piece', but it turned out he was just doing a jigsaw with the kids.
— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) August 17, 2023
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I eat cake every day so I find it hard to get excited about birthday cake. It’s just my normal lunch except it’s on fire and I have to share it.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) August 15, 2023
16.
I talk a lot of shit for a short girl who uses a noodle in the deep end
— eLeni ☀️ (@eleniZarro) August 17, 2023
17.
The first issue of the Rainbow comic really does look like an advert for a cult who promise to take you to the afterlife on a spaceship. pic.twitter.com/nBCvRmC09x
— CuriousBritishTelly (@CuriousUkTelly) August 16, 2023
18.
sometimes at concerts, impatient audiences like to toss around a fedex guy while they're waiting for the band to come on pic.twitter.com/o9b4VLJqP9
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 17, 2023
19.
Google Maps is unparalleled in its ability to ruin the best part of a song
— (@im_all_id) August 12, 2023
20.
Just misspelled "obliterated," so it's pretty clear that I have no future in supervillainy.
— The Card (@JaggedAuthor) August 17, 2023
21.
Imagine being a lawyer in the early 90’s & stroll into work & find out your coworker Donald died on the toilet. bc he was eaten. by a Tyrannosaurus rex.
— (@goldimocks) August 17, 2023
22.
True optimism is Walmart putting out jackets during a heat wave in Florida.
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) August 17, 2023
23.
Just been called delusional by a guy arguing with a cartoon sea captain
— Toby (@tobestewart) August 17, 2023
24.
I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate
— xX wRong aGain Xx (@doggiedogthedog) August 15, 2023
25.
just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing a pizza or an ice cream truck, day is ruined
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) August 16, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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