Simply 7 supremely satisfying times Andrew Tate was owned into next year
To the world – briefly – of self-described misogynist Andrew Tate, who is facing numerous charges in Romania along with his brother this month, and 7 supremely satisfying times he was owned into next year.
1. When he said there was an opening for a ‘third Tate brother’
2. This Sky News presenter’s no-nonsense description
I do love it when a presenter calls things by their real name and puts a story in its proper context.
This is a glorious closing sentence by @skysarahjane on Andrew Tate, delivered in just the right tone. ~AA pic.twitter.com/F9VTtmdLkT
— Best for Britain (@BestForBritain) August 2, 2023
3. When he got all philosophical in jail
I met two men in jail
One was called pain
The other was called suffering
We sat and had a coffee together for an hour or so, it was an interesting conversation
But once I walked away
I decided to never speak with them again.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) March 26, 2023
Pain and Suffering breathing a huge sigh of relief here. https://t.co/oqtTiJnxF0
— Dei Bryn 77 🏴 (@DeiBryn77) March 26, 2023
4. When Greta Thunberg did this.
Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions. pic.twitter.com/ehhOBDQyYU
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) December 27, 2022
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected] https://t.co/V8geeVvEvg
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) December 28, 2022
5. And his subsequent response
Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg
The world was curious.
And I do agree you should get a life ❤️ https://t.co/mHmiKHjDGH pic.twitter.com/SMisajQRcf
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) December 28, 2022
I’ll explain the joke to you…it is not her actual email address. It was just a message to you.
Simply writing ‘get a life, pencil di*k’ wouldn’t have been as entertaining.
YOUR tweet was pure spite, SHE deployed intelligence and a sense of fun. Because she is smarter than you.— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) December 28, 2022
6. This reply to his Christmas message (of sorts)
You are poor.
You are unimportant.
Men do not fear you.
Your woman disagrees with you.Your lives are shit.
If I was forced to endure a year of your life it would be the worst level of depression imaginable.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) December 25, 2022
LMAO imagine sobbing in the wee hours of Christmas morning about how you couldn’t endure an existence outside your forever pampered trouble-free life where you’ve never had to work for anything.
You are so fundamentally pathetic and soft. You are proof meritocracy is a myth.
— 👾Rani Timekey Baker, Noise Channel $400C-$400F (@destroyed4com4t) December 25, 2022
7. And finally, the drugs DO work
