25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
In an attempt to write new material, I borrowed some comedy books from the library. Time and again they give the same advice – "write about what you know." As a result, I now have a lot of jokes about borrowing books from the library.
— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) August 22, 2023
14.
I have a Mark Rothko joke, but honestly, I think anyone coud've made it pic.twitter.com/K9RGyYyEml
— Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends (@ArtMemeLord) August 19, 2023
15.
I imagine the tooth fairy as a creep who has like a pill bottle half full of baby teeth and shakes it to scare cats and stuff.
Anyways you’re welcome Stephen King.
— Jack (@wakeupangry) August 24, 2023
16.
Just put a desk together without using the instruction manual and I was able to make two more with all the parts I left out.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) August 22, 2023
17.
soft pretzels come one of 2 ways:
– no salt
– enough salt to line a highway before a snowstorm— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) August 23, 2023
18.
As with many roaming beasts, the dpd van is at it’s most vulnerable when drinking. pic.twitter.com/3EKGFJnSZS
— Douglas Cheape (@CheapeDouglas) August 19, 2023
19.
*sees Jaws in my yard* we’re gonna need a bigger milkshake
— kim (@KimmyMonte) August 24, 2023
20.
Does this imply there are some seagulls this pub *does* have control over? pic.twitter.com/n3y8gIZVGM
— Dr Francis Young (@DrFrancisYoung) August 24, 2023
21.
Business idea:
A gym that only charges when you don't go.
— Saurabh (@TheOvermanEthos) August 22, 2023
22.
went to the zoo to ask about car insurance & he was absolutely no help at all, a complete timewaster pic.twitter.com/FRQzkkoqYY
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) August 21, 2023
23.
There are two eras in human history: before cupholders in cars and after cupholders in cars.
— Neener Neener Neener🍁 (@neenertothe3) August 24, 2023
24.
I could never run for any kind of office because if someone published how badly I lost I would cry.
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) August 24, 2023
25.
Looking forward to the storyline where Cathy’s dating a zookeeper but he turns out to be a cheetah x pic.twitter.com/0PFj2THRL1
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) August 24, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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