A ton of people have weighed in on Trump’s vital statistics – 19 favourites
By now, you’ll have seen Donald Trump‘s mugshot – probably about 1,500 times, with comedy captions and occasional photoshopping.
Here are a few you shouldn’t miss –
When you don't get croquettes for tea. pic.twitter.com/ub0Pn6mjKR
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) August 25, 2023
I mean, I think he’s trying to convey defiance but he just looks like a very old joyrider caught in his even older parents’ car at 3am after being in their liquor cabinet replacing gin with water pic.twitter.com/VwwhuqJg70
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) August 25, 2023
He looks like a disgruntled thundercat pic.twitter.com/x14kA1BPVR
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 25, 2023
If Donald Trump worked on the ciggy counter at Asda in Birkenhead town centre…#TrumpMugShot pic.twitter.com/LVyX4JhRTc
— Stuzi 🐝🐝 (@stuzi_pants) August 24, 2023
As much as people were keen to see the mugshot, a lot were more interested in how the Fulton County Jail would report Trump’s height and weight – something which he has most definitely misrepresented in the past.
Everyone's looking forward to Trump's mugshot, but it's the accurate reporting of his height and weight that's really going to be the focus of his rage.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 23, 2023
Unfortunately, it looks very much as though they simply asked him for his height and weight and wrote down what he told them, because this is a bit of a stretch.
Donald J. Trump
Height: 6’ 3”
Weight: 215 pic.twitter.com/sYNXyJu8QO— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) August 24, 2023
Trump self-reports his height and weight as 6’3”, 215 lbs. pic.twitter.com/uT5HXo1IZK
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 24, 2023
The MSNBC team couldn’t believe what they were reading, and it led to this comic relief.
They’re laughing at Trump’s alleged measurements on MSNBC pic.twitter.com/GCrNDh3f9V
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 25, 2023
Of course, they weren’t the only people finding it just too great a leap, and these are the best reactions we’ve seen so far. They’re not bodyshaming him – they’re bullshit-shaming him.
1.
Which is more believable, Trump is 215lbs or Trump won the 2020 election?
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) August 24, 2023
2.
See? I told you I have the Gift of Prophecy. https://t.co/IldHZKcWCJ
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 25, 2023
3.
What happened to the good old days when there was a height chart painted on the wall?#indictment4
— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) August 25, 2023
4.
215 pounds? No fucking way!
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) August 25, 2023
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I’m 6’3 215. pic.twitter.com/YZixEm3ZBu
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 25, 2023
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Trump got to self report his weight, just like he has done with his penis size.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) August 24, 2023
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215lbs is what he self-reported 🤦♂️#TrumpMugShotDay #TrumpMugShot pic.twitter.com/pKEQnqRGwa
— Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊 (@piyushmittal) August 25, 2023
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“Comb on over to my place…
Hey you we’re having a Parting”Donald Trump self-declares his weight as 215lbs, his height as 6 foot 3…and his hair as bountiful/plentiful… which is great if you’re setting up a catfishing profile on Tinder… however, in reality!!#TrumpMugShot pic.twitter.com/uNxz0Tf4Ql
— Stuzi 🐝🐝 (@stuzi_pants) August 25, 2023
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6’3”, 219? pic.twitter.com/6Js42tZnaX
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) August 25, 2023
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Trump lied about his weight… no way he weighs 215.
I weigh 217 pic.twitter.com/9XT4T3rygo
— Matt Walton, M.Ed (@Matt4VA) August 25, 2023