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27 favourite reactions to Grant Shapps, Michael Green, Sebastian Fox and Corinne Stockheath getting the Defence job
15.
So excited for Grant Shapps. In the last year he’s completed Transport, the Home Office, Business, Energy Security and Net Zero and now he’s getting a crack at Defence. Soon he’ll have the full set and we can just close the government down.
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) August 31, 2023
16.
We should all sleep safer now that we have four people in charge of Defence. https://t.co/COHY7ezw1F
— Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward) August 31, 2023
17.
“You let him do WHAT? Appoint f*cking Shapps as f*cking Defence Secretary? When there’s a war on? What the f*cking hell is he thinking? That useless bastard doesn’t even know his own f*cking name, never mind the difference between an anti-tank missile and his own f*cking elbow. pic.twitter.com/XAUCvnqMr9
— Don’t Visit Rwanda (@CockertonMark) August 31, 2023
18.
Grant Shapps has had five jobs in the last year. But, in fairness, that's only 1.25 jobs per personality.
— David__Osland (@David__Osland) August 31, 2023
19.
https://t.co/YkiDsdRI78 pic.twitter.com/4VmUCj13sj
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 31, 2023
20.
Grant Shapps named new defence secretary, with Michael, Corinne and Sebastian staying behind to keep things ticking over at the Department of Energy Security and Net Zero.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 31, 2023
21.
One of the benefits of changing your job so frequently is that most people don’t realise how awful you are before you leave.
I wish Grant Shapps all the best in his new role as Defence Secretary.
— Darren Jones MP (@darrenpjones) August 31, 2023
22.
“They call him Grant…
They call him Stacey…
That’s not his name…
That’s not his name…”The crowning turd on top of the 13 year Shitcake was when Rishi Sunak appointed political Ting Ting and veteran of the internet ‘Rhomboid Scheme’ Grant Shapps as Defence Secretary https://t.co/knrpHmvben
— Stuzi (@stuzi_pants) August 31, 2023
23.
I am sure Grant Shapps' HND in business studies, time as a photocopier salesman and extensive experience of selling pyramid schemes to the gullible will ensure he will be a great Secretary of State for Defence https://t.co/UkXdtgNWGk
— Louis 〓〓 Defend the right to vote (@LouisHenwood) August 31, 2023
24.
Can’t wait for the memes to distract us from the fact that he’s accidentally sold the RAF to Serco https://t.co/dsxR3YRVG6
— Angus Duncan (@Angus_Duncan) August 31, 2023
25.
The political equivalent of “You let Dougal do a funeral?!” https://t.co/hrbzMhkC7j
— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) August 31, 2023
26.
Looks like he’s having a slash against the door of No. 10, which in many ways seems quite appropriate. https://t.co/EUAhTOJhyK
— Alexis (@lexistwit) August 31, 2023
27.
A man destined to go down in history as “that MP who accidentally fired a cruise missile up his own arsehole “ https://t.co/sLFqAWSO2t
— Ben Thomas (@Summers2theB) August 31, 2023
If you want to know what the armed forces think of the appointment, The Jase has the answer.
Soldiers react to news of Grant Schapps being made Defence Secretary. pic.twitter.com/1gYWDRN5to
— The Jase (@jasemonkey) August 31, 2023
Soldiers react to news of Grant Schapps being made Defence Secretary. pic.twitter.com/1gYWDRN5to
— The Jase (@jasemonkey) August 31, 2023
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