People shared the most devastating insults that don’t actually sound like insults – 23 favourites

13.

‘When someone gives you unsolicited advice, tell them it’s ‘worth every penny I paid for it.’
smileyeiley

14.

I don’t care what all the other guys say, you’re a hell of a worker, man.
Sir Mook

15.

“You look like you’re easy to draw.”
Iam_brokebroke

16.

‘That’s nice dear’ aka the granny version of ‘cool story bro’.
ahjteam

17.

‘If someone asks for a work reference, you can say: “. . .any Employer would be lucky to get this person to work for them.”
Spankh0us3

18.

‘I will give your suggestion all of the consideration which it deserves. ;-)’
Cafwen

19.

‘Here’s a Yiddish one: “I hope someone names a child after you.

‘It sounds nice until you realize that Jews don’t name children after living relatives.’
ChrisWaco

20.

‘Idk why but hitting people with a really dry “Good talk.” Does the job real well.’
NewTrick8795

21.

‘I once called someone too stupid to insult and they said thank you.’
JishBroggs

22.

‘Well, it seems like you’ve given this a lot of thought.’
Mrgabst

23.

‘Every minute with you is more interesting than the next.’
Novashadowyvern

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