Liz Truss is writing a book about ‘How to Save the West’ – 19 crushing comebacks definitely worth publishing
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I’ve got a bit in my show about Liz Truss and how she has no sense of shame or regret. I was wondering if it would still feel relevant for my 2024 tour, so I’m glad to see she’s helping me out here… https://t.co/7pG8HXdBKw
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) September 10, 2023
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Impostor syndrome seldom afflicts the right people. https://t.co/aICJYErobe
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 10, 2023
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How I failed and learnt nothing. https://t.co/hxVIDzDQYl
— Annette Dittert (@annettedittert) September 10, 2023
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Is the subtitle “How I smashed the economy and drove millions into poverty by listening to ideological arseholes”? https://t.co/eCvlyWQvah
— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) September 10, 2023
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Surely the title of this book should be "49 Days Of Being An Absolute Chaos Goblin". https://t.co/CLAxkaUAf3
— Kate (@katebevan) September 10, 2023
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Disappointed given she couldn’t outlast a lettuce that Truss’s book isn’t called Turning Over a New Leaf https://t.co/b9I303FTli
— Patrick Kidd (@patrick_kidd) September 11, 2023
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Dear Jesus https://t.co/wA104QlnxN
— Colum Eastwood (@columeastwood) September 10, 2023
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Live your life like you tanked the economy, put everyone's mortgage up, made lots of people homeless and still think you have all the answers https://t.co/txfHCBOsOb
— Sarah Creighton 🍂 (@Saraita101) September 10, 2023
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"I am big. Its the economy that got small". https://t.co/S1K2kfusjY
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) September 10, 2023
To conclude …
Is it possible for a bookshop to order fewer than none? https://t.co/BT6ys6SH6t
— Five Leaves Bookshop (@FiveLeavesBooks) September 10, 2023
And this.
https://t.co/x9uHG3piAg pic.twitter.com/GzXAdQy2O4
— Alan Partridge – Quote of the Day (@APartridgeQOTD) September 10, 2023
What we need now is ‘Memoirs of a Lettuce’ to be published in the same week, and see which one sells more. We know who our money’s on.
Chapter 1.
On my first night as Prime Minister I woke up rather peckish and went to look in the fridge. Some greedy so and so had obviously been the day before and snacked on all the cheese. That. Is. A. Disgrace. pic.twitter.com/9TY3bac2Af— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) September 10, 2023
Source Twitter @trussliz