17 surefire ways to blow a job interview on the spot

10.

Don’t put your phone away and when you do eventually, put it face up on the table or even still turned on. It shows a significant lack of interest.
KidNamedBlue

11.

YaelNextDoorVIP
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12.

Ask them which office is yours and tell them you will only accept a hand built mahogany desk.
ASpicymeatball101

13.

Look heavily pregnant
Imaginary-Wasabi-992

14.

Tell them you can only work 3-4 hours for 3 days a week otherwise it will cut into your Feng Shui classes
CorollaBeachBum

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Sprint from your car to the interview, then tell them your favorite hobbies are YouTube and legos.
DerwoodMcDaniel

16.

Grease back your hair, sprinkle a pinch of salt all over it, scratch head every 8 seconds.
1luckytexan

17.

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Sadly, Howdydobe might just have had a point.

From my experience, ask for a fair wage.

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