We asked you to share your embarrassing typos and you obliged – 21 ducking marvellous examples
12.
For quite a while, people thought I was obsessed with ducks, and would do anything for their sake.
Rob Fenlon
13.
Has anyone got any brightly coloured ‘willies’ I can borrow for my assembly? (to all staff at my school)
Deborah Poole
14.
An ex-boyfriend once wished me ‘sweat dreams.’
Helen Michael
15.
The word was meant to be “discount”. The first part was “disco” and the second part will get me banned if I repeat it.
Harriet Johnson
16.
Lee Garrett
Via
17.
I advised my managers I was taking some sick leave but hit the d instead of the s
Ruth Cadman
18.
I was delivering Avon to one of my ladies and I got a text from her daughter, “the front door is open just come right in mums in the lounge she’s dead” ……..DEAF!!!! Omg!! Haha.
Donna Pawson
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Texting a friend about her new tattoo, in the days when you had to hit the number key a few times to get the letter you wanted, I meant to say “I love your panther” but sent “I love your panties”
Jo Redfern
20.
Not a mistake of mine, but a female manager sent an email around the entire company meaning to say “I want to assuage you”, but instead said “I want to sausage you”.
Steven Richards
21.
Meeting a friend at the cinema, I text “I’ll meet you at the noxious office.” No idea how my phone got noxious from box.
Gracie MG
Adam Rees-Taylor didn’t give details – but we get the picture.
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