‘If living in England was a video game, what are some of the tips you’d see on the loading screen?’ 21 of the best

There’s a Reddit forum called r/AskABrit where Redditors can post questions on any topic that a Brit should know about. We’re presuming tea, queuing and shitty rivers are areas of expertise, but anything goes.

Someone named u/SlimJimNeedsATrim had this question, for example –

If living in England was a video game, what are some of the tips you’d see on the loading screen?

They added –

Basically advice that can be useful.

Not everybody followed that instruction, but those that weren’t useful were at least entertaining.

1.

weirds0up
Via

2.

Dynamic Weather system: Have you experienced all four seasons in 30 minutes yet?
LeeHubbz

3.

Press (X) to tut, hold (X) to mutter under your breath.
ProfXavr

4.

Don’t forget your big coat the further north you go.
Wang_Doodle

5.

Don’t make eye contact on the London Underground
No-Reservations_

6.

Bambi_H
Via

7.

Don’t miss bin day. You can pre-empt bin day by seeing what bins your neighbours are putting out.
st3akkn1fe

8.

When in a taxi simply say ‘anywhere here will do just fine, driver.’ when you are near your destination.
Shaxyel

9.

To enter fight mode say this is a bread roll.
KezzyKesKes

10.

If the toilet doesn’t flush first time, pump the handle.
JimmySquarefoot

11.

Press x to jump the pot holes.
Embarrassed_Bad_3800