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21 jokes from Reddit’s r/3amjokes that are so bad they’re good(ish)

12.

I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem….
Where the fuck am I going to find 6 people without a problem?

VERBERD

13.

My wife kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry…
I’LL RETURN.

Ew0k5AN0nomi5

14.

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” usually mean the same thing
…except at a funeral.

kickypie

15.

I just read a list of “100 Things To Do Before You Die”…
I was quite surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them.

Bakedschwarzenbach

16.

What do you eat when you’re cold and angry?
A brrrrgrrrr.

snare__

17.

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The guy asks “what’s this about?”. the bartender replies, “well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You want to have a go?” The guy replies, “No thanks, the steaks are too high.”

marcEmarc1966

18.

“Son, I heard you got punished for saying the ‘F’ word in class. That wasn’t fun was it?”
“NO dad, it was fuck.”

VERBERD

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mycatisfat
Via

20.

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?
Church.

northxwarrior

21.

Me to neighbour: “I just bought one of those Tesla self driving cars ”
Neighbour: “Where is it?”

Me: “I’ve got no fucking idea.”
VERBERD

BONUS

I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
The doctor says it’s terminal.

MyJelloJiggles

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